UnderThePale

I yell, I scream, but most importantly? I stream:

[UnderThePale @underthepale]

Anyone who came here, expecting awesome commentary, I'm sorry to let you down- I just use this app to kill time.

If you want to support me, I stream a lot, link in profile.

... maybe I'll say something important soon.

Watch this space.

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@DDofWarhammer

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@11975MHz That book was terrible. How do you miss the point so damn hard?

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@oggm_adventures @elvenmaidinn That's more "swimwear in slime," really.

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@aross58 @conan_esq Nothin'?????

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@DungeonNoir Two things can be true at the same time. 🤷🏼

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@wwarrior_1 Lying to kufir is his job; shocking Kaya is just a hobby.

[KAM @KAMbot1138]

It is hilarious to hear WotC spokesmen talking about the Satanic panic given their “community” that they groomed has engaged in far worse witch-hunt behavior.

The enemy is inside the gates.

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@thedungeoncraw3 Truly, the darkest sun of them all...

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@Nerdcognito Star Borg comes to mind, as well. God bless that anon in yesterday's chat who brought it up in response.

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@Nerdcognito As much as I don't hate the new logo, it's pitiful, next to the original.

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@YoDanno I understand cautious optimism, but the fact that, just now, they're back with Dark Sun, after spending the better part of a decade, telling us how it simply is too "problematic" to ever return?

Yeah. Reeks of desperation.

I'll be happy to be wrong, though. 🤷🏼

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@ShitpostRock I give it four roadkill out of five. 👍🏻

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Bro was right.

About everything.

Things are gonna get weird, out there, in The World of Dungeons and Dragons.

Real goddamed weird.

[Robert J. Kuntz @threelinestudio]

BOOKMARK THIS POST.

There will soon be one walking amongst us who claims
to be from us but who ís not. He will come with a pedigree but all he cares about is himself. He will be allied with a common enemy and speak of the old days and ways. He will join with gold-hobbled wizards while betraying a past, ignoring the grievous insults heaped upon his kin, blinded by money, ego, and power.

I will say no more nor answer questions regarding this event. But you will be aware when it happens.

Mark my words. BOOKMARK THIS POST

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Those who do not know will question if the Imperium is the correct answer.

Those who understand will know, the Imperium is the only answer.

[CrimsonLen @AspirantLen]

The piece I drew of the scene from Rynn’s World with Pedro Kantor carrying the Mother with my non dominant hand to imitate a child’s drawing ended up being the most popular piece of art I’ve ever made. 🥲

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Or Star Borg.

[Elven Maid Inn @elvenmaidinn]

@realaquagreen13 @Wizards_DnD *cough cough* West End Games D6 Star Wars *cough cough*

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@Wizards_DnD Star Borg, people.

Star. Borg.

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@MC_Taz_Man @DaddyWarpig Meet the new boss...

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@ManyATrueNerd It's like saying "We couldn't build the Pyramids today," but you're saying it about your house, which you are currently living in, and you yourself built. 🤦🏼

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@lord_jakub_ I enjoy people who give me a good reason to mute in a single tweet.

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@elvenmaidinn Pardon my asking, but what, exactly, is a Sparkle Troll? Tried to look it up, but got Glitter Trolls, who are probably better looking. 🤷🏼