phia 🐝

hello there !👨🏼‍🦰

[phia 🐝 @underxland]

The embarrassment and guilt of being bad at video games your friends play

[phia 🐝 @underxland]

A lobotomy would heal me <3

[phia 🐝 @underxland]

I got that doe in me (the itch to run into oncoming traffic)

[phia 🐝 @underxland]

“chat, are you seeing this?”
(talking to myself)

[phia 🐝 @underxland]

In my dreams Rachel and Joey were endgame

[phia 🐝 @underxland]

The devil couldn’t reach me so he gave me a crippling fear my stuffed animals had souls; so I’d have them all in my bed but would cry that if they weren’t close enough to my face where I could see them, they’d feel neglected and hate me.

[phia 🐝 @underxland]

Empty corners at parties hate to see me coming

[phia 🐝 @underxland]

I’m not flirting, I’m just a girl with big eyes and lots of opinions

[phia 🐝 @underxland]

Met a dog named Snoop Dog today, lil guy was fly as hell

[phia 🐝 @underxland]

I cannot take another reboot tv show

[phia 🐝 @underxland]

Just a girl experiencing girlhood alone

[phia 🐝 @underxland]

Matty Healy putting subway surfer on the screen when he was talking was peak comedy

[phia 🐝 @underxland]

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