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~DEAR LORD,This YEAR2026
Do Me Favor!.

~Exodus 14:14
~Isaiah 41:10

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

Baba Lillian was informed by the school administration that his daughter was among the students allegedly planning to set the school dormitory on fire. Upon arriving at the school, Baba Lillian responded like many traditional African parents

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

His calmness and strategy should be studied 😂

90+ mins winner

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

I&M Bank has overtaken NCBA in total assets, becoming the 4th largest bank in Kenya.

The top banks by assets are:
KCB — Sh2.25 trillion
Equity — Sh2 trillion
Co-op — Sh885 billion
I&M — Sh743 billion
NCBA — Sh741 billion

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

NSSF is set to build twin towers in Nairobi CBD at a cost of Sh39 billion, with Tower A set to become the tallest building in East and Central Africa.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

KRA can now ask companies to prove that dividends paid to shareholders come from profits that have already been taxed.

If they cannot prove it, KRA can tax those dividend payments.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kuwait has banned the recruitment of domestic workers from Kenya and 26 other countries under new labour recruitment rules.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

When you ask someone for money and they say they don't have it, don't take it personally — you also don't have it.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya’s government plans to use future Housing Levy deductions from salaries as security to borrow Sh100 billion for housing projects.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Borrowing interest rates could go up after inflation increased to 6.7% in May, with banks expecting the CBK to raise its benchmark rate in June.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya Association of Manufacturers has made several proposals on the Finance Bill 2026:

— Raise PAYE tax-free threshold to Sh30,000
— Speed up VAT refunds by setting aside part of collected VAT money
— Keep zero-rating on raw materials for locally assembled mobile phones
— Oppose shifting key manufacturing inputs from zero-rated to exempt VAT
— Retain zero-rating for electric buses
— Remove excise duty on resins, industrial sugar, kraft liner and coal
— Oppose new excise duty on imports from EAC countries
— Provide VAT exemption on raw materials i.e food supplements

[Mwami lu @lulanzeashirafu]

There is a ninja who lives on the Expressway...🤔

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Standard Chartered Group plans to cut about 7,800 back-office jobs by 2030 due to increased use of AI and automation across its operations

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya’s public debt has hit Sh12.8 trillion for the first time ever.

—Domestic debt: Sh7 trillion
—External debt: Sh5.8 trillion

[Ray @ms_mutegi]

This's Highlands view Boutique Villas & Resort, 9.6kms from Mweiga using the same access route to Aberdare National Park 's Treetops gate. It's past the exit to the gate all the way past Njengu sec sch but there are signages on the road to guide you. Any car can access the hotel.

[Samwel Wekesa @bungomaduke]

KeNHA don't play around. Uliza watu wa Vihiga kile wamefanyiwa.
Road reserves si shamba yako.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

WHO has declared Ebola outbreaks in DR Congo and Uganda a global health emergency.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya is facing a shortage of condoms and other family planning commodities.

Some methods like injections and pills are at zero stock, with supplies below the 16-month minimum.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

January transfer window saved Pep Guardiola and Manchester City’s season.

[Mr.Page @mfc_mrpage]

Last time we beat Chelsea their fans were celebrating losing to city because Manchester City would stop Arsenal from winning the league.

Today, Arsenal fans are supporting City to stop Chelsea from winning the FA Cup. That’s when you realize how massive Manchester City has become.

When rival fans need a club to stop another team, they rely on City, we always deliver.

When you’re big, you’re big.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Carabao Cup 2019- Man City beat Chelsea

FA Cup 2020- Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea

FA Cup 2021- Leicester 1-0 Chelsea

Carabao cup 2022- Liverpool beat Chelsea

FA Cup 2022- Liverpool beat Chelsea

Carabao Cup 2024- Liverpool 1-0 Chelsea

FA Cup 2026- Man City 1-0 Chelsea

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