Maggie

She/Her 🐱🐱💍 Mommy mommacita/Salon owner/Vivid specialist 🍯

[Maggie @undomaggie]

THIS IS FINE. EVERYTHING IS FINE.

[Maggie @undomaggie]

We are bringing my 7 month old son to his first mariners game tomorrow for Father’s Day 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[Maggie @undomaggie]

@NoahKahan I think it rocks

[Maggie @undomaggie]

@NoahKahan Calling the cops if not

[Maggie @undomaggie]

@NoahKahan “Douche” probably

[Maggie @undomaggie]

Not to brag but it’s my birthday today 😙

[Maggie @undomaggie]

Somehow The Maine continues to release albums slightly different in sound from the previous, and somehow they keep nailing it every single time. Joy Next Door is awesome.

[Maggie @undomaggie]

Yo I think it’s time to delete this trash app. Been here since 2009 and all it does now is give me anxiety and make me cry about the state of the world.

[Maggie @undomaggie]

I love Tacoma

[Maggie @undomaggie]

How do lead singers keep their cool when people in the crowd are mush mouthing and singing the complete wrong words directly at them?!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Maggie @undomaggie]

Nobody talks about the middle of the night baby farts and I really think they should. Because they are so funny 😭😭😭

[Maggie @undomaggie]

Why can I literally not listen to the new Hilary Duff album on Apple Music?! It’s there but only playing the singles???

[Maggie @undomaggie]

This made me cry so now you have to see it too

[Volcaholic 🌋 @volcaholic1]

It never occurred to me that Giraffes have nowhere to hide from storms!

📍 Maasai Mara, Kenya on Friday

[Rachel A DeMita @RADeMita]

me to my cat when he starts scratching the furniture

[Maggie @undomaggie]

Noah Kahan is so good what the FRIG

[Maggie @undomaggie]

I wish the internet wasn’t full of freaks and sickos so I could post photos of my son. He is 3 months old today! And he’s the cutest boy I’ve ever seen it’s unreal!

[Maggie @undomaggie]

One thing babies have right is taking a nap 90 minutes after waking up.

[Maggie @undomaggie]

The Maine continues to evolve with every single album they release. It’s incredible. Keeping me excited about music since 2008 🥹🩵

[muz @trulymuz]

everybody should watch this film at least once in their lifetime

[Maggie @undomaggie]

My 3 month old had his first four hour stretch of sleep last night CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?!