KetaQueen

My parents believed in me so I became a drug addict ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pronouns: Addict/Junkie

[KetaQueen @undrcvrprdigy]

@skullface Aww it's chimera too!

[KetaQueen @undrcvrprdigy]

We don't have to get the plunger out today, boys 😎

[KetaQueen @undrcvrprdigy]

Me when my toilet sucks down my massive turds without getting clogged just by the sheer scale of my logs

[KetaQueen @undrcvrprdigy]

Fun fact: now you can tell what businesses to NOT give your patronage to just by whether or not they have their flag at half staff. If you were smart, you wouldn't alienate half of your potential customer base.

[KetaQueen @undrcvrprdigy]

The fact that you don't know how hotels work is really showing right now 🙄

[Ava Frigg @avafrigg]

@officialllly If you see someone's SH scar(s), please don't point them out. Please don't stare at them. And please don't ask questions. You have no idea how long it took that person to feel comfortable in what they are wearing and the work that went into it

[KetaQueen @undrcvrprdigy]

@elonmusk I am, once again, extending this proposition to you because I'm not sure that you took my first inquiry seriously. Look, Elon. From one fellow ketamine connoisseur to another:
W-what if we s-snorted ketamine off each other's b-bodies?
🥺 👉👈 Would that be a moment?

[KetaQueen @undrcvrprdigy]

Yo can someone go check on Ukranian Ambassador @Vasyl_Zvarych? I stand with Ukraine, but I just happened to notice that the bags under his eyes have bags as well. Please, someone, give this man a nap.

[KetaQueen @undrcvrprdigy]

You know what can't be tariffed? Illegal drugs. 😎

[KetaQueen @undrcvrprdigy]

Ah, I see @elonmusk is finally taking me up on my offer to do ketamine together

[KetaQueen @undrcvrprdigy]

Benjamin Franklin was, and always will be, THE master pun daddy

[KetaQueen @undrcvrprdigy]

@TheBabylonBee The only people mad and/or offended about this are the ones that it personally applies to lol

[Narcans Anonymous 🇵🇷👽💀 @nrcansanonymous]

My bad I thought you said macrodose

[Narcans Anonymous 🇵🇷👽💀 @nrcansanonymous]

Just got my disassociates degree

[KetaQueen @undrcvrprdigy]

@VivekGRamaswamy
Why are you so ostentatiously obnoxious any time you interact with anyone? Your incessant interruptions in conjunction with perpetually talking over others is akin to petty childish tantrums, insufferable to witness as obscenely unprofessional & counterproductive

[KetaQueen @undrcvrprdigy]

@elonmusk on that note, you wanna get together and do some ketamine sometime?

[KetaQueen @undrcvrprdigy]

@elonmusk I'm super disappointed that all of the clips of you saying the wrong interviewer name as a segue to you admitting that you say the wrong thing sometimes in your apology are clipped prior to that masterful transition so nobody gets the actual joke. It was pure gold.