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Reese Cups and women with big butts; I'm bout dat' life.

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#KeepThingsExcitingBy not pulling out

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exactly.

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@Akhona_PQ well said.

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#thursdaythoughts Let the girls meet one another prior to trying to hook them up for a threesome. #trash

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Listening to the dickyelp lady on @NeedToKnowPod ...I had girls writing about me and my dick 8 years ago in detail...https://t.co/cpCNmPKu4u

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Some women seem to hate when you tell them to "relax." 😂😂😂😂😂

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@andrewschulz another dope podcast. "take in the new information." Don't be comfortable in ignorance.

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@andrewschulz I don't always agree with you (unnecessary qualifier), but I truly appreciate how you challenge almost everything. You come to a topic at least somewhat informed and offer a contrasting perspective.

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Dudes will get great head from one white girl....then start saying shit like "white girls give the best head." Man, you need at least 50 representatives from each race to make such a claim.

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Some black women are so fucking wonderful it makes you want to stop be a whore...at least during the winter.

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#MyHappyPlaceIn4Words my last ex's vagina

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#WorstWaysToGetDumped seeing her at the movies with another dude....while you're with another girl.

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#MyFirstVehicleWas GMC Jimmy. Left it on the freeway.

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@JasFly pneumatic. She has BARS. Smarter than me because she can navigate the holding cell or the writers room. I wish her much success.

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I am an idiot. I have NO idea that the immaculate conception was for Mary, not Jesus. Just learned that on @CNN #CuomoPrimeTime

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@MNEK See...what you might not get...or you're acting like you don't get is that those things aren't remotely similar to some dudes. I can watch Modern Family and think it's hilarious, but not want to be around feminine males (who happen to be homosexual).

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@meghancurrrie he doesn't. I don't even know if all gay men are "queers". Those ultra feminine acting males....come on now.

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#ImNotAntisocialImJust tired of seeing the fakeness that comes with being social. To the people who are social and retain a level of honesty and loyalty...salute.

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Spiritually speaking, where does God (or God by any name) say in your book of worship we need to specifically date people of our nationality, ethnicity, or "race"?

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Some women are just freaking amazing. The support, the compassion, the inspiration. They are needed.