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Prince was right to not let just anyone sample his music cause people will literally use the same sound from the same song over and over and over

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There is something deeply wrong with the espn app

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I hope the resurgence of wired headphones causes a resurgence of smaller phones because you cannot have wired headphones connected to a heavy phone when exercising or moving too much without the cord being yanked out

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The people are now protesting $9 coffees but I stood my ground at $6.50

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I can never say liberty without biberty now

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Never be afraid to send the food back, ever

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Excuse me Mr. Donell, what happened to you know that I love you
#Verzuz

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A’ja please release the danny phantom’s

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Went grocery shopping and apparently all groceries are forbidden so I settled for a bottle of wine

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I’m 10/18 eggs in and now Kroger wants to recall them

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I would’ve taken the muppets performing solo honestly

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These handheld fans are more trendy than functional cause you are not combating Texas heat with that

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The way I was hearing about this parasite I thought all the salads were down for the count when it’s really just iceberg, not even a true green

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Maturity is placing the order on SNKRS because of nostalgia and canceling within 30 minutes cause you really don’t need them

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Andres Cantor started weeping and I could not

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I love buying groceries, a full fridge makes me feel so blessed

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Nick Hakim has been one of my favorite artists for years now

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Brazil, you broke my heart

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I’ll stick to my 2013_beyonce_donk.mp3 version

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HBO robbed me of the opportunity to hear spend dat on rap shit