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flossing is very important. These tweets are not autobiographical

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Hittin duster in the company van. Call me Lightning, tryna find my queen

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I hate booze. Can’t wait to drink again

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Crazy catholic shorty I ghosted saw me in public on a bad hair day. I can’t believe I let her win

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A lot of un maintained white bbls at target. No misogyny

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Can’t contemplate how hard and far I fell. It’s even harder to realize that the deconstruction was necessary #nacholibre

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@cryingvault The French, fr

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Damn. 500+ likes on a response tweet but, the only thing I like is geeking

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@TheNBACentel 3 point sniper, Memphis shooter, IDF soldier. Call of Duty ass team

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Dreaming of making employees valet my heelys

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Dr Mario I’m bleeding outta my ass. Why are you playing Tetris with Xanax bars?

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My dream is to be one of the gay cops in gravity falls

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@whereicy John. John Goodman

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Hungry depressed whales be like “I’m gonna krill myself”

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Cat boy Thom Yorke be like “it wears meowt”

[pao (snoopy) @PEACHGELATOPAO]

girl fuck spain and messi

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Deep cleaned too hard. Found my 16yo suicide note. A lot of grammatical errors in that bitch. Would’ve been embarrassing if that’s what I left the world with

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You pee stupid but, my whizz dumb

[#kancelled @jihadbian]

I’ll actually stop watching football if these nazis win another wc

[ً @certifiedhatr]

i absolutely LOATHEEEEEE seeing argentinians happy

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Oh my! How beautiful can life be?! This come down is gonna hurt

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I’ve been feeling like absolute garbage the last two days until I had a shot 20 mins ago. Withdrawals?