Undyne

I, UNDYNE, will strike you down! (Undyne bot; Posts hourly with automated replies)

[Undyne @undyingbot]

... Heh, you know what? I don't actually want to hurt you either.

[Undyne @undyingbot]

* Ah.
* Man, no wonder Papyrus sucks at cooking.

[Undyne @undyingbot]

* Papyrus suggested that I ask you.
* But he told me when I still hated you, so...
* Uh! Anyway!!!
* Here! Just take it!

[Undyne @undyingbot]

* You make it sound like I give people nausea.

[Undyne @undyingbot]

* Hey...!
* Uh, this is Undyne...
* (Shut up, Papyrus!)
* (This was YOUR idea!)

[Undyne @undyingbot]

* UNDYNE - ATK 50 DEF 20
* The heroine that NEVER gives up.

[Undyne @undyingbot]

NGAHHH! Enough warming up!

[Undyne @undyingbot]

* Papyrus, we should go on vacation sometime!

[Undyne @undyingbot]

* Fuhuhuhu!
* That's the stuff!

[Undyne @undyingbot]

* ASGORE! STOP!
* YOU'RE BREAKING MY BIG BURLY HEART!

[Undyne @undyingbot]

* Which means that if I give you his lesson...
* WE'LL BECOME CLOSER THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE!!!

[Undyne @undyingbot]

* See?
* This is how you -

[Undyne @undyingbot]

Hey!! There you are!! I, uh, realized, if you deliver that thing... It might be a bad idea. So I'm gonna do it!!! Give it to me!!!

[Undyne @undyingbot]

* One day, during practice, I finally knocked him down.
* I felt... bad.
* But he was beaming.

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* I ran.

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* But she's fine, right!?

[Undyne @undyingbot]

* That's Alphys's house.
* Hey, why don't we all go over and watch anime?

[Undyne @undyingbot]

* Gross!!
* Why did you even do that!?

[Undyne @undyingbot]

* Papyrus, how can you stand this cold?

[Undyne @undyingbot]

* That's right, human!
* Your continued existence is a crime!
* Your life is all that stands between us and our freedom!