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[:o @undyingdefect]

@RuffCrim Damn I’m on my Stan Smith shit, you can see I ate 👮‍♂️🔎

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

The day I stop thinking an rdc nba skit is funny is the day I lose all hope & whimsy so ur genuinely smokin dick if u think that skit wasn’t funny asf

[:o @undyingdefect]

@FahctChecker @infinite_jaz Ok this is just verifiably incorrect and his legs literally look like a long-time retired soccer player’s legs

[:o @undyingdefect]

@ahsanwise @infinite_jaz You really hate to have to admit it but this really might be his worst picture ever 😭 bro need to hit leg day or at the very least tan his legs a bit 😭

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

My mayor is bad
My bagels are bad
I live in Los Angeles
Knicks in six

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[Jhené 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇵🇸 @onanightlikered]

for context:

[Mak @mak_aura]

$1.1M ain't shit for 17 years.

[Bry. @BrySU__]

i actually hate this with all my hate.

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

“Go ahead and shuffle the papers I’m still technically an ally” 🔥
INSTANT addition to the lexicon

[Lesimulator @LeSpeckly]

being racist isn’t gonna bring your son back bra

[lilly-rose ✿ @moogandacasio]

'BACKROOMS' director Kane Parsons has reportedly discovered an anti-aging serum.

He is 19 years old.

[Paris The Icon @_ParadiseParis1]

Karmelo Anthony has a new lawyer, filed an appeal, and has more financial support. I pray it goes in the right direction.

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Elizabeth🦒 @oceana_roll]

Jean Ralphio

[PSF | LeafGob Gob Sahur™, General Secretary of X🪂 @EnkiWoundJob]

i can’t even top 1!

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

He's a trillionaire who spends every day on this app trying to start a race war and incite riots.

Imagine having all that money and still behaving like an incel living in his mum's basement.

[Pop Core @TheePopCore]

President Claudia Sheinbaum donated her ticket, numbered 001, to a young Indigenous woman, becoming the first head of state in history to miss the opening match of a FIFA World Cup hosted by their own country.

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish]

Sebastian Stan is rumored to actually be playing Rick Flag III in ‘THE BATMAN: PART 2’.

Kane Parsons is 20 Years Old.

(Source: https://t.co/6F9p5TFDt7)

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Just off the top of my head it makes it more likely that cancer will kill me or a loved one because his wealth led directly to cancer research being cut