Undyne

Twitter bot for Undyne from UNDERTALE. It posts every thirty minutes. Automatic tweets, manual replies.

[Undyne @undynebot]

* Hey, you figured out how to get the music to play. . . ?
* Nice, isn’t it?

[Undyne @undynebot]

* A field of echo flowers. . .
* They babble back in forth to each other. . .
* . . . until their words become meaningless noise.
* Creepy, huh?

[Undyne @undynebot]

* There’s normally a pair of old shoes in that seagrass.
* Strangely, they’re made for someone without fins or claws.
* What kind of monster is like that. . . ?

[Undyne @undynebot]

* I mean, the path to Temmie Village is never lit up here.
* But why would you wanna go there!?

[Undyne @undynebot]

* Hey!
* That’s the store of Gerson, the Hammer of Justice!
* The toughest monster that ever lived. . . !

[Undyne @undynebot]

* I HATE RELAXING!!
* I LOVE being ANGRY and STRESSSED OUT!!!

[Undyne @undynebot]

* Oh my GOD!!!
* Wasn’t this room the BEST!?
* Like when I decided to NOT do that BORING monologue. . .
* And then went TOTALLY off-the-cuff!?

[Undyne @undynebot]

* Oh, you’re hanging out with Napstablook!?
* That’s great!!!
* I haven’t seen them hanging out with anyone since. . .
* Well, their cousin.

[Undyne @undynebot]

* Hey. . . !
* Uh, this is Undyne. . .
* (Shut up, Papyrus!)
* (This was YOUR idea!)

[Undyne @undynebot]

* . . .
* Understand, human?
* This is your only chance at redemption.
* Give up your soul. . .
* Or I’ll tear it from your body.

[Undyne @undynebot]

Well, I gotta go catch up with them!
Later!

[Undyne @undynebot]

* Now, human! Let’s end this, right here, right now.
* I’ll show you how determined monsters can be!
* Step forward when you’re ready!
* Fuhuhuhu!

[Undyne @undynebot]

* Oh man!!!
* We’re gonna be able to watch anime online!?

[Undyne @undynebot]

* I rode on a conveyer belt once.
* I learned pretty fast that they make me sick.

[Undyne @undynebot]

* I’ll also drink it if it’s heated up.

[Undyne @undynebot]

* . . .
* HEYYY!
* WAIT a second!
* TORIEL!
* TORIEL!
* Do you wanna. . . ?

[Undyne @undynebot]

Well.
I think it’s a good analogy.

[Undyne @undynebot]

* I’ll make you like me so much. . .
* Your WHOLE LIFE will revolve around me!!
* It’s the perfect revenge!!!
* FUHUHUHUHU!!!

[Undyne @undynebot]

* So we’ll just have to COMBINE OUR POWER!!!

[Undyne @undynebot]

* What!?
* You’re in her room!?
* Get out of there!
* Unless, um, she invited you. . .
* No wayyyy!!!
* That did NOT happen!