You can go to school all you want but some things you have to learn on the job site. Like no class in veterinary school teaches you not to eat cotton candy from the fair across the street bc then your mouth will be blue when you tell a family you have to send their dog to hell
A guy at the pro shop today said that his “swamp ass is so bad he was hydroplaning on the toilet seat”. Never heard that one before. May be adding it to the bag.