Uneptitude

Writer for @TheBabylonBee and for your mom. I wrote that thing you love/hate. Latter-Day Saint AF

[Insurrection Barbie @DefiyantlyFree]

Watched this three times already

[Uneptitude @uneptitude]

@The_Kyle_Mann Maybe you should alter your life goals.

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

Here's how the game they're playing with Erika works. They start with an outrageous claim or accusation that's so serious and damaging, it feels like you have no choice but to respond to it. Then they flip the burden of proof. Instead of proving the claim, they demand proof it isn't true. This is burden-shifting, but it's made worse by the fact that a lot of accusations are difficult (if not impossible) to disprove, especially when they’re about someone's motives or private behavior.

Once the accusation is out there, every possible reaction gets twisted into evidence of guilt. If you deny it, they say you’re being defensive. If you try to explain yourself, they say you’re over-explaining because you got caught. If you get angry, they say your anger proves they struck a nerve. And if you stay quiet, well . . . only the guilty have nothing to say in their own defense.

So the outrageous accusation itself never actually gets tested honestly, and it wasn't supposed to. The whole point was to make as many people as possible believe the claim must be true, no matter what is or isn't said in response to it. And it's nearly as effective as it is evil.

The only way out of the trap is to show that it's a trap, and to ridicule and reject the wicked people who tried to set it up in the first place.

[Uneptitude @uneptitude]

@TheBabylonBee hey did you spy on me or sumethin haha lol 😂😂😂😂😂 (because it's me)

[Jesse Arm @Jesse_Leg]

lol

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

Tucker: “This is well known that people are doing this.”

NYT: “Who? Who specifically?”

Tucker: “I don’t know, but they are.”

NYT: “Who’s ‘they?’”

Tucker: “I don’t know. You can say what you think you know, but it’s hard to really know.”

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

Counterpoint--

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

Electrons have existed as long as the universe itself

And yet the word “electron” didn’t exit until 1891

Obviously, that means electrons didn’t exist until then

[Uneptitude @uneptitude]

@DefiantLs Wait til she learns what touches the bench most often.

[Uneptitude @uneptitude]

@The_Kyle_Mann OK AI prompt

[Uneptitude @uneptitude]

@The_Kyle_Mann It's true, I heard Sergio Leone was livid at first, yelling things like "Mamma Mia!", but left it in the final cut anyway.

[Adam Ford @FordCartoons]

10 years ago today.
Unreal. What a ride.
Thank you God.
Long live the Bee.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Candace Owens Honors Charlie Kirk’s Legacy By Doing Everything In Her Power To Destroy It https://t.co/IC1N6u83VX

[Uneptitude @uneptitude]

@TheBabylonBee Wait how do you even know that? Did you interview him or somehting?

[Uneptitude @uneptitude]

@TheBabylonBee it's funny because that's almost actually what actually happened

[Uneptitude @uneptitude]

@DavidJohnButler Same haha

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

I have the best team. They love God and truth. They bring levity and laughter when it's needed most. They aren't all funny — some of them are women — but they work hard and deserve at least minimum wage. Subscribe to the Bee and support their work: https://t.co/Hr8l6jXhJ9

[Uneptitude @uneptitude]

@JoelWBerry ❤️

[Uneptitude @uneptitude]

@TheBabylonBee That's nice of him to spend more time helping sick kids