Elisabeth Selse

[Elisabeth Selse @uneversaillaise]

I've signed Alzheimer's Society's open letter calling on government to deliver a bold and ambitious plan for dementia. Will you? https://t.co/SzaB33rrxu

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@LyraValeSound C. Boris

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@bluhue123 Yes

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What would prevent Boris from standing as a London mayoral candidate again? A guaranteed winner!

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Oh, Boris, always on our minds, including Laura Kuenssberg’s right now!

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Congratulations Boris to becoming columnist in Daily Mail!
Perfect!!!

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Oh Boris, we will miss you! But as a columnist you can still influence, maybe even better as a freethinking outsider

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With the euphoria when winning the Eurovision Song Contest last year and now hosting it, the UK must realise what they are missing, the brotherhood being part of the EU

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It’s important to point out that I didn’t ask for a loan or credit card at Barclays. I just wanted to open an account

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@GolovanoffAndre @samdebendern Bonne question!

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Problem at Barclays: when you show a document with one of your two first names on and then another one with name no 2, they can’t accept, even though you have a passport indicating both

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Look out for macho culture at Barclays

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Blowin’ in the wind: money laundered by Barclays

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Bregret is the word of the day!

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Seeing Madonna today makes me think of Pippi Longstocking. Yes we all want to look younger, don’t we!

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@toryboypierce @SadiqKhan Brilliant idea! Yes, let London be a Brexit free zone, showing what a terrible idea it was

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I am not going to buy Prince Harry’s book Spare. I have been force fed it’s content anyway

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What a stupid idea to kick around a ball on a lawn-except when Sweden wins, of course-but they’re not even participating this time!

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With the new PM, there is a whiff of the old Empire! Britain great again!!!

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Oh, Boris! Is this another trick of yours? You withdrew to let Theresa May become PM, then came back stronger than ever. You think it would work a 2nd time?