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I speak Spanglish 🥴 I don’t umm.... como se dice 🤔... give a fuck 🥱

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Call me materialistic but money really makes me happy. A bank notification of incoming money makes me forget that I’m having a bad day.😭

[丶 @Justhatejossy]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[eliz @eliza___v]

god please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

i love how she's still stupid as fuck

[𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆💗 @Urfv_shammy]

the longer a man can go without bringing up anything sexual, the more interested i am in who he actually is.

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

when you don't remember where you parked your car

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

trying to have a normal conversation after being vulnerable with someone

[☔ @Whotfismick]

POV: It’s 6 a.m., you wake up to the sound of rain without worrying about school or work because you’re in a mental hospital

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

nobody calls a woman a hoe louder then a man who can’t fuck her

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

Stop teaching your daughters that if a boy is mean to her it’s because he likes her.

Teach her to throat punch that little mf and tell him to back off.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Instead of testing things on animals , test them on rapists!!

What are they gonna do ? Say no? Like all of a sudden they believe in consent????

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me and my coworkers holding it together at work.

[ً @wtffrio]

Me when I discover a perfect show that came out 15 years ago and has 8 seasons…

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

“finally a day off”

my day off:

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me laughing at my own joke before saying it

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

me every night enjoying my fake scenarios before sleeping

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

LMAOO my lil sister boyfriend is so funny 😭😭😭😭😭😭