𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋

from 𝔥e̲l̲l ' s hea̲r̲t i  𝔰t̲a̲b at 𝔱h̲e̲e ;

         for 𝔥a̲t̲e̲ ' s sa̲ke 

i 𝔰pi̲t my la̲st 𝔟r̲e̲a̲t̲h

          ̲a̲t 𝔱h̲e̲e .

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @unfairwinds]

al̲l̲ my 𝔪e̲a̲ns are 𝔰a̲n̲e , 

     ̲m̲y 𝔪o̲t̲ive and ̲m̲y 𝔬b̲ject 𝔪a̲d .

#PMRP #LCB ——  ‍‍ ‍ 𝔦shmael̲ .

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @unfairwinds]

@LCB_Rapunzel // Yippee!

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @unfairwinds]

@Weinnoiserie // we may beat the longest deployment record in the Navy by the time I get back 🥹

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @unfairwinds]

"Ahaha... It's nearly been a full year. This is the only port within range, each time we need to put in. This has to be some kind of Abnormality, right? There's just no way this keeps happening."

[ The Captain does not appear to be enjoying Puerto Rico very much. ]

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @unfairwinds]

@endb773 // Also I'm gonna be so real, the Sunburst missiles were a cool concept with zero meaningful execution behind them. Like, an entire five minute segment of getting flashbanged by easily avoidable missiles just to watch Full-Band get murdered by the worst wingman in the franchise.

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @unfairwinds]

@Weinnoiserie // Absolutely!! 🤧😊

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @unfairwinds]

@WRyoshu // I don't think so?

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @unfairwinds]

@SUENOIMPOSS1BLE // THANK YOU!!

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @unfairwinds]

// for context I've been deployed for almost a full year now. My birthday is next fucking month.

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @unfairwinds]

// what do you mean this voyage has been going on for almost a full year now—

"Yeah, um... at least we're going home soon. I think. Definitely. Yeah. One more Whale, and we'll call this a good voyage."

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @unfairwinds]

// bro what do you mean we can only go 13kn now because a gauge turned itself off and on, and that caused the loss of an entire GENERATOR.

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @unfairwinds]

<< ENGINEERING CASUALTY, ENGINEERING CASUALTY. UNKNOWN STOP, NUMBER TWO GTG. MAN MAIN TWO. >> The intercom crackles as the lights flicker on the bridge.

“Ah... it may take a bit longer than previously anticipated, dear Queequeg, but rest assured — we SHALL see land again soon!”

[* THE INDOMITABLE HARPOONER @hrpoonindominus]

"Hm... Another week at sea not seem too bad...
Work good. Probably get food from mermaid guts.

Mhm... Voyage was good one.

Anyway we can go port after?"

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @unfairwinds]

@endb773 // he literally does nothing except show up to kill Brownie, Whatshisface, sink two DDGs and snipe Wiseman, (and also getting his shit rocked in the Wyvern) — but that's somehow enough for Hugin and Munin to become an Avengers level threat after training off his data. Like bro 💀

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @unfairwinds]

@pallidsdemise // To be fair I never really researched my zodiac stuff all that much, all I know is that my sign is Taurus

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @unfairwinds]

okay so give me one

[The OMINOUS Purple Index @IHEARTHOD]

finish my ominous prescripts

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @unfairwinds]

@Weinnoiserie // this is so cute... I feel a strange pressure in my chest now 😢

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @unfairwinds]

@endb773 // THE STONEHENGE OPERATION HAD SO MUCH AURA, THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN THE MAJOR SETPIECE BATTLE BEFORE THE PUSH TOWARDS ERUSEA, NOT FUCKING ABOUT IN A CANYON.

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @unfairwinds]

@ILLUSIONMAGICK // Thank you for your service 🫡🫡🫡 true MèluClair patriot

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @unfairwinds]

@Hodsband Joining my crew will, however.

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @unfairwinds]

“ Ugh... if this weather holds up, it'll only be another seven days at sea. ”

In spite of herself, the Captain was growing tired of sailing U. Corp's waters. If only because the Pequod was finally running low on food.

And coffee.