trash candrea

she/her

[trash candrea @unfancyandy]

Anyway, here’s my gallery wall

[trash candrea @unfancyandy]

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[asia murphy phd (river to the sea) @am_anatiala]

NEXT UP: #1 seed Sea Otter (Enhydra lutris) v #9 seed Grasshopper Mouse (Onychomys leucogaster)

co-written with @Mammals_Suck

#2023MMM

[trash candrea @unfancyandy]

I’m not a medical expert, but I prescribe a Buffy The Vampire Slayer binge to all my friends

[Color Schemer @colorschemer]

nonbelligerent soft pink
distorted celery
bibliomaniacal electric blue

[trash candrea @unfancyandy]

Crying constantly from my congestion but it’s also raining and election night so tears fit the vibe.

[trash candrea @unfancyandy]

me taking off my $5.99 mood ring when it doesn’t match my outfit with the same dramatic flair of a woman who just decided to leave her dirtbag husband of 20+ years

[trash candrea @unfancyandy]

It’s not all that mysterious, ok. This is what women want.

[smooth recess @AlexiconTom]

37 consecutive days eating an entire rotisserie chicken #chicken

[trash candrea @unfancyandy]

@ThaShitCrae I gave one a shot! Never again

[trash candrea @unfancyandy]

and the devil laughs

[trash candrea @unfancyandy]

bottoms up

[trash candrea @unfancyandy]

My cat is always a funny little guy, but he’s the funniest little guy when he finds a little piece of paper.

[trash candrea @unfancyandy]

What kinda health insurance plan doesn’t cover a flu shot?

[trash candrea @unfancyandy]

this is my Avengers Endgame

[Community @CommunityTV]

six seasons...

[trash candrea @unfancyandy]

Challenge: find a road not under construction in Salt Lake City right now

[trash candrea @unfancyandy]

@james_gagnon @GhostfaceTalks_ @blairbathory The bats will return 🦇

[trash candrea @unfancyandy]

On this week’s “What did that Premier League commentator just say?”

[trash candrea @unfancyandy]

Just go start a blog.

[trash candrea @unfancyandy]

I don’t want to see anymore listicles styled as threads.

[Mody @modytalkmovies]

This should be put in a museum idk

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@ThaShitCrae @NatGeoTV @disneyplus @LilJon The best part about summer, hands down!

[trash candrea @unfancyandy]

Which is better?