Unfocused CA

[Tank @TimsDatDude]

Complimenting women then leaving them alone >>>>>

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

At jobs people will ask for your help all year then take full credit in the review

[Bill Ables, Esq. @lawyer_humor]

A 4th-year associate came into my office yesterday to resign.

She handed me a 2-page letter detailing how the culture here had destroyed her physical and emotional well-being.

She was practically shaking with righteous indignation.

I didn't look up from my monitor.

I simply took a red pen and started marking up her letter.

I fixed 4 grammatical errors and crossed out an entire paragraph of passive voice.

I handed it back and told her the phrasing was weak.

I told her to incorporate my comments and send a clean PDF by 5 PM.

[Brizzy @Utdbrizzy]

FIFA can try for another 100 years and still won’t recreate this masterpiece 🤌⚽️

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

I killed entitlement a long time ago, nobody owes me shit

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

The salary at KPMG isn’t commensurate with the slave labour they put their staff through.

[Hazel @hazelkotu]

You can deactivate, be mysterious, quit alcohol and still fail to achieve anything.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

normalize seeing a woman’s lack of effort as her lack of interest in you, regardless of what she tells you.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I think we underestimate how difficult it is to find genuine partners.

[Cynthia Ozumba @CynthiaOzumba]

If the job isn't a CEO..CFO..COO..or any C-suite/SE position...there's absolutely no reason for Four rounds of interviews!!

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

take it personal. at this age, people are 100% aware.

[Tekee @Tekeee]

Taking a job too seriously is a sign of low intelligence

[Lατιf @iLatif_]

“I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women.”

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

Too lazy to explain myself, just judge me

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i texted her, "how was your day today?" and she sent me a 7 minute voice note telling me everything..

and that basically sums up the kind of person i want by my side. stop normalizing disinterest.

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

You want me to believe in karma when the slave owners entire bloodline has been rich since 1450😂

[Amigo @Topboix]

Dating a woman who don't stress you out >>>>>>

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Women have funny ways of reminding you to focus on yourself.

[fifi❤️ @RefilweSeboko]

My cousin is 35 and he has 24 year old girlfriend, the girl just told him to grow up 🤣🤣🤣

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

womanizing is a more expensive vice than cocaine