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not telling you my age

[Starlight 💫 (twitch.tv/x0starlight) @x0Starlight]

“i’m engaged!” “i’m pregnant!” “i just bought a house!” yeah well im gonna watch The Odyssey in IMAX

[🫧 @unfriendlyblond]

@kumkwer saw someone call women “walking fleshlights” & they had “feminist” in their bio like ok cool

[🫧 @unfriendlyblond]

@__amberlaughs what’s so crazy is I remember seeing the photos of Jessica Simpson & JLH as a kid and thinking they were gigantic. When I saw the same pictures again as an adult I was shocked and felt like I’d been brainwashed. They weren’t even overweight!!

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[BIGMEM12 @BIGMEM12]

. @Drake bro you can Fuh my girl and I’ll sit in that corner listening to this albums while jacking my shi man you’re the greatest ever😭💕😭💕😭💕😭💕😭💕😭💕

[🫧 @unfriendlyblond]

@courtnelc I’m so confused, how tf does this make you a rape apologist?? How do these people function in society istg

[🫧 @unfriendlyblond]

@deannareads One of their tweets said something along the lines of “if it is satire, they should’ve made that clear” HUH??

[🫧 @unfriendlyblond]

@GambelerQuail They don’t understand that development is gradual, they think it’s a switch that turn on when their kid turns 18 (or 21, 25…). A 17 year old should be able to navigate the outside world with minimal help if you’ve given them the proper tools to do so!

[Joy Henderson (she/her) 🇵🇸 @Joyhenderson78]

Premier of Ontario

[Ana | Oscar's Skirt | @faretheeoscar]

Don’t ask me the color of anything

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me at any social event observing instead of interacting with people

[🫧 @unfriendlyblond]

dog said “you got this, I’ll get the next one!” 😭

[TAKTO @Ne_zaha]

🗣️: صديقي لديه مزرعة صغيرة، ولكنه يعاني من مشكلة صغيرة، وهي أنه يتعرض دائما للمطاردة من الخنازير البرية التي تتواجد بشكل طبيعي حول مزرعته، فقرر إحضار كلب لمساعدته في طرد الخنازير

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[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

When I’m angry and I hear someone say “she’s always like that”

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

[New York Post @nypost]

Beloved ‘Love on the Spectrum’ couple Abbey Romeo and David Isaacman break up after 5 years: report https://t.co/HrcEMdBZ39

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

[🫧 @unfriendlyblond]

you mean THE Oxford comma?