LeMon James

[Neet @neet_sol]

25 year olds when it’s the last day of the japan trip and it’s time to go home and get a job

[mick @mickidiot]

It’s crazy how your nose just produces infinite food

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don’t you just put it down. Idiot
Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah

[u m a m i @u_m_a_m_i]

We created consciousness everyone

[rune sword @runesword1]

if you walk slow in front of me you will get killed by my powers

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

i'm gonna put on a slight accent when i tell you this

[LeMon James @unfunnyfellow]

@stinkypepsi People who get mad at connections just don’t understand how the game works. “Create 4 groups of 4” is not the same as “Create 1 group of 4 and hope the rest works out”

Sometimes the categories are a bit bullshit but most of the time it’s just people being stupid, like right here

[corb @awshuqs]

mi tink me gwaan reap what mi sow

[VelocityAndCoordinatesAndVelocity @RideForDeath]

Had such a good idea I got a boner #StrokeOfPenius

[fadeaway jumper @lebronluvr69]

got hit on by 2 girls & a guy last night #DualThreat

[lex @lexlisbon]

i'm chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are

[Daniel @johnsthedan]

@The_GM_is_God It’s even funnier the second time 😭

[noelle ♡ @fairymelodia]

no longer praying on your downfall. i will be directly involved

[🍻 @drink2beers]

they trynna put me in a psych ward cuz of the way i straight jack it

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

Daily affirmations:

- I’m not chopped
- my jumper is wet
- that noise my car is making isn’t a big deal
- my friends don’t hate me
- I will not miss fast break layups
- my fits are hard

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you