(MINOR DO NOT INTERACT! MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED!) be my friend! i am so down to be friends! i like rick and morty (obvs), south park, jjk, kevin spencer(i have watched a few eps only though), roblox related stuff, eddsworld, fear and hunger, homestuck, and all kinds of other shit!
I would never actually harm a morty. Id do what any sensible guy would do, give him a nice room and clothes, take him out and give him treats. And if he starts getting comfortable and climbs into my lap who am I to stop him?