That Boy Dead

[That Boy Dead @ungratefuldead3]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If your last name is Frankenstein
He'll kill you

[That Boy Dead @ungratefuldead3]

we may have messed up on the whole parenting thing...when we told our son we wanted him to create a world he loved, we didn't mean like this

[That Boy Dead @ungratefuldead3]

"Nothing's impossible. The word itself says I'm Possible."
Yea whoever told victor that is gonna get it.

[That Boy Dead @ungratefuldead3]

Awkward cause everyone that lives there is dead

[That Boy Dead @ungratefuldead3]

Not the only kid with daddy issues

[That Boy Dead @ungratefuldead3]

What the female monster would have looked like.

[That Boy Dead @ungratefuldead3]

As a little girl, I had a different idea for how my wedding night would end. Shoutout to @TheSickVic.

[That Boy Dead @ungratefuldead3]

Real Question: When is the raging virgin gonna die?

[That Boy Dead @ungratefuldead3]

soooo apparently you can't just change your twitter handle so let's pretend it says @ungratefuldead6 #budgetcuts

[That Boy Dead @ungratefuldead3]

when you gotta change your twitter handle cause #lotsofdeaths #notjustthatboydeadnomore

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This is starting to seem like Grey's Anatomy.. when in doubt, just kill the character off.

[That Boy Dead @ungratefuldead3]

Karma's a female dog. Welcome home Elizabeth.

[That Boy Dead @ungratefuldead3]

I'mmmmmm Henry the fourth I am, Henry the fourth I am, I am. I was murdered by the monster next door, he's killed people three times before.

[That Boy Dead @ungratefuldead3]

https://t.co/uj9mePHqeX the greatest subtweet of all time @FrankensteinLiz

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I swear sometimes my man is insensitive af. Look at the engagement ring he picked out... #pissedinheaven

[That Boy Dead @ungratefuldead3]

What's white and black and not red all over? My strangled dead body in a 1900 film adaptation of the novel. Get it cause there wasn't color.

[That Boy Dead @ungratefuldead3]

Plot twist: Frankenstein killed harambe

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When the kardashians are on at 8 but you got court at 9

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As Jake from adventure time said, "Dude, suckin at something is the first step to being sorta good at something" #victorsmonstermakingskills

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Should have hired Elle woods to defend me... #budgetcuts