HANDY HINT 47: Grandparents can’t trust a fart anymore? No problem. Cut a hole in one of your dining chairs and place a bucket underneath. Grandma can enjoy her dinner once again.
HANDY HINT 46: Spilt red wine on your carpet? No problem. Simply pour a white spirit over the top and place a naked flame directly on the surface. Leave for 15mins and the stain is gone
HANDY HINT 45: Eggs are a fantastic source of protein for muscle growth. Don’t like the taste? Simple add cocoa, butter, flour, sugar and bake for an hour.
HANDY HINT 43: Single men. Recreate the “silent treatment” atmosphere of having a big argument with your girlfriend by sitting next to a random lady on the bus and occasionally looking at her, then looking away angrily while shaking your head.
HANDY HINT 38: Trying to get some sleep on your flight? Strap your head to the seat, using your belt. It may look weird, but dribbling on a strangers shoulder is weirder.