Jasmine 🪴

@BallState '19 Grad | she/they | Crazy college grad who likes reading, writing, and kpop | Aspiring Author |

[Jasmine 🪴 @unhingedjazz]

Me when I started this account: It's going to be all about books and writing and it's going to be great!

Me now: how in the HELL did kpop take over this area of my life, too?

[Jasmine 🪴 @unhingedjazz]

@BasharInshasi . . .

[Supernova Momma @SupernovaMomma]

Then you stuck with them for life and gotta learn conflict resolution, emotional intelligence, self/co regulation, and life building

[Jasmine 🪴 @unhingedjazz]

@rola_almoghrabi . . .

[Jasmine 🪴 @unhingedjazz]

@Wizard101 @Makeship PPLLEEAASSSSSEEE

[Wizard101 @Wizard101]

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[Jasmine 🪴 @unhingedjazz]

"waiting to be scooped up and processed"

actually no. i don't think that's what it's doing at all.

[NOAA @NOAA]

These minerals are currently sitting atop the sea floor, waiting to be scooped up and processed. Through #NOAA’s mapping tech and licensing abilities, we are helping industry leaders find, collect and bring back these minerals to benefit the #USA & domestic manufacturing.

@boem

[Jasmine 🪴 @unhingedjazz]

what

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

FDA is making plans to end routine food safety inspections — CBS News

[Jasmine 🪴 @unhingedjazz]

this is genuinely fucking insane. why does the white house tweet like a stan account

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

SATURDAY WORDS OF WISDOM ✨

If he tattoos like MS-13, beats women like MS-13, and tramples the law like MS-13—THEN HE’S PROBABLY MS-13.

[Patrick @audiohymn]

"Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?" Does Sisyphus like his boulder

[Mehran Jalali @mehran__jalali]

"Denver airport is bigger than San Francisco"
"Oh neat"
"Not the San Francisco airport. San Francisco."
"OH"

[Jasmine 🪴 @unhingedjazz]

@Greenblade2005 it's so damn disappointing

[Jasmine 🪴 @unhingedjazz]

we're just..... okay with this?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

TRUMP: The NCAA has complied immediately. That's good. But I understand Maine -- is the governor of Maine here?

JANET MILLS: Yeah I'm here

TRUMP: Are you not gonna comply?

JM: I'm going to comply with state and federal law

T: You better do it bc you're not gonna get any federal funding at all

JM: See you in court

T: Enjoy your life after governor because I don't think you'll be in elected politics

[Doctor Tom, Esq. @neosovietposter]

Stop fucking resigning!!!

[Verosika’s King @bran_da_don20]

…remember when i asked if anybody has read the giver?

I have a theory-

[saila @sailaunderscore]

how the fuck am i supposed to consistently down 200 grams of protein every single day without structuring my entire life around this

[Shea Jordan Smith @sheajordansmith]

I’m just going to ask this again because I didn’t get a definitive answer the first time…

WHY THE FUCK IS ELON MUSK DOING PRESS BRIEFINGS IN THE WHITE HOUSE FROM THE OVAL OFFICE?!?!

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Imagine being Catholic and THE POPE writes a letter essentially calling you a terrible person that he sends to EVERY BISHOP IN THE UNITED STATES.

Because that’s the life Vice President JD Vance is living right now.

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Effective immediately

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

the evil has finally been defeated