okay

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Therapist: When did your anxiety start?

Me: In elementary school when I used to count
ahead to figure out which paragraph I'd have
to read so I could practice in my head.

[Clarine @BIGPIKLIZ]

Bad news for the collective. I really enjoy being a mother and it was only hard for me when a man was involved.

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

The fact that 100% cotton underwear are the most expensive like they hate women's health!

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

in your 20s there will be a cat and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it

[gant @gantisdant]

bro just one more monkey on the bed i swear. nobody’s gonna bonk their head this time. just one more monkey bro please

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

A. The president is a pedophile
B. The president was best friends with a pedophile
C. The president is protecting his pedophile donors
D. Everyone knew but kept it “hidden” because it would implicate both parties & other billionaires
E. Elon Musk helped elect a pedophile

[mood @meishato]

do you ever hang out with someone else’s family and you’re like ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

Bill Clinton was impeached for far less.
Nixon resigned for less.
Trump is still the President.
America has become an absolute joke.

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

so what we get drunk so what we smoke weed

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Miley Cyrus releases an official trailer for her visual album ‘Something Beautiful.’

Out May 30th.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

💔💔

[RINA. @LAVIDAPRADA]

i think the most attractive thing a man can do other than shutting up is building shit

[cats aura 🐾 @catshealdeprsn]

Run in opposite directions to see who your dog loves more.. 😅

[ؘ @archivemileyc]

i literally never left

[Gwosti 🤍 @gwostichan]

🛍️🥰

[venus @venuslovesrats]

🌘👅🌒

[pop culture @gagasyuyi]

lady gaga lady gaga flawlessly shutting down a sexist question.