Sheffield Uni Central

University of Sheffield's Uni Central twitter account
#UoS #Sheffield #parody

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If you print a twitter handle on the window, make sure you own that twitter account

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here. (2/2)

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It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that they've removed the page with the @unicentral4 timeline on it. (it now redirects to "withUS"). AFAIK, this handle is still on that window, so I'll leave this account up in case anyone searches for it, but the joking ends (1/2)

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Unfortunately today Uni Central won't be serving any food due to the fact that uni central is the space in which three vendors are, and is not in fact a food vendor itself.

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There is no margarine sold in the UK.

That's not even a shitpost, it's true

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What even is a Milton Keyne

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Yes. The answer's yes. Just go around you lazy plonker

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This week, we ask the ever-looming question: "Will the group doing a thing in uni central mind if I use it as a thoroughfare?"
The answer may surprise you!

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Chibnall wtf

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The correct way to eat a chilli pepper is the same way you would eat an oreo

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I fancy a John's Van rn tbh

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we have 2 grapes left, come grab them before they're gone!

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Why yes, sheffessions; I *do* have too much time on my hands

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As with most things, the stickers on fruit are edible, if you're not a coward.

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some of tweets are getting 60+ impressions, like who is actually reading these

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Any candidate who films their election video in the centre of Uni Central gets my vote

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Contrary to popular belief, Uni Central is *not* in the centre of the uni.

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Yorkshire puddings are basically pancakes. Yes I am eating mine with both gravy and nutella why do you ask.

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We also regret to inform students that we cannot confirm what kinds of beans these are, or where on earth they came from.

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We regret to inform students that due to food shortages, all meals served in Uni Central will be replaced with piles of beans until further notice.

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