Kristoff Krapslinger

software engineer @MongoDB, breakfast enthusiast

[Kristoff Krapslinger @unicode_snowman]

@amatchneer @casheed Masters of Blunt, assemble

[Kristoff Krapslinger @unicode_snowman]

@trevor_ewen a strong, powerful name.

[Kristoff Krapslinger @unicode_snowman]

@amatchneer but you'll be ignoring so many pieces of powerful, important journalism https://t.co/GHz38Yr58Y

[Ali Watkins @AliWatkins]

Oh this is fabulous. A new online platform, Bookshop, has created a centralized online shopping platform for independent bookstores around the country. Quarantine doesn't mean you have to resort to Amazon. https://t.co/2FYQ9DW1z9

[Kristoff Krapslinger @unicode_snowman]

@JimLynchCodes ohh funny. RIP lol

[Kristoff Krapslinger @unicode_snowman]

@amatchneer this is mesmerizing

[Kristoff Krapslinger @unicode_snowman]

🤔 https://t.co/FnmL3vPoSM

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Opera singers dubbed with dial up modems could be the next big thing

[Balls Yoyo @Balls_and_Yoyos]

Today in legendary German bluntness: A strip club in Munich called simply "Boobs"

[Kristoff Krapslinger @unicode_snowman]

@machty I accidentally the router

[Christina Wilkie @christinawilkie]

Worst Day in Washington: Steve Bannon, who had to "decline to comment" on whether he’s "trying to suck his own cock."

[Kristoff Krapslinger @unicode_snowman]

TIL https://t.co/iyJjhE6C1p

[Kristoff Krapslinger @unicode_snowman]

@machty I'm going to Otto's Shrunken Head lololol

[Kristoff Krapslinger @unicode_snowman]

@JacoPretorius Someone's gotta do it, fishermen are depending on you.

[Kristoff Krapslinger @unicode_snowman]

😳 https://t.co/Z8SY92AtDw

[ben hulac @benhulac]

1) Trump still wants "solar" border wall and 2) says wall should be clear b/c people get hit with "sacks of drugs" https://t.co/s9v2h4rieW

[soroush @khanlou]

git blame

[Kristoff Krapslinger @unicode_snowman]

so graceful. https://t.co/ChxdYecENo

[Kristoff Krapslinger @unicode_snowman]

@Becckitt https://t.co/gqIXZLPSFY

[Tom Dale @tomdale]

Modern-day Sisyphus would have his boulder replaced with a link in the footer of an infinitely scrolling website.