Abbs

the president is a R.A.P.I.S.T

[Abbs @unicorn_abby]

I just want to drink coffee, buy plants, and have bodily autonomy.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

🔥🔥🔥 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED & STAY LOUD

DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN

TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS & I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared 🔥🔥🔥

[Giaza @FishinginaCrane]

My cat in the litter box at 3am #Survivor49

[Abbs @unicorn_abby]

They’re bringing out a jury? They might actually be trying to copy survivor #bachelorinpardise

[sarah @semsationally]

A quick google of Sean’s dad and I would NOT be name dropping him on national television

#BachelorInParadise

[Abbs @unicorn_abby]

What on earth is going on in this show??? #BachelorInParadise

[Abbs @unicorn_abby]

Jesse thinks he’s Jeff Probst #BachelorInParadise

[Abbs @unicorn_abby]

Benson Boone’s new song Mystical Magical really is just a mix of Super Trouper by ABBA and Physical by Olivia Newton-John

[Abbs @unicorn_abby]

56% - FIRE, BABY https://t.co/mprbpaWOcd

[Abbs @unicorn_abby]

Hell yeah #OnyxStorm

17% - BLACK IS THE NEW BLACK https://t.co/BobuKYimHp

[Abbs @unicorn_abby]

One of the downsides about writing a song about a narcissist is that no matter how mean it is they’d probably still like that they had a song written about them

[Abbs @unicorn_abby]

When you have to rewrite the baseline for a song on piano because your hands are too small to play more than a 7th apart 🙃

[Abbs @unicorn_abby]

When you remember back to a high school performance where the choir clapped on the wrong beat and you’re still pissed about it

[Abbs @unicorn_abby]

I’m so much different than high school me it’s wild

[Abbs @unicorn_abby]

it’s ok my cat likes me

[Abbs @unicorn_abby]

Been running on pure feminine rage since election night.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

They literally voted for tariffs to lower inflation. That's how fucking dumb they are.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I'd just like to remind everybody that trump INHERITED President Obama's excellent economy and fucked it up, and he's about to inherit President Biden's excellent economy and fuck it up too.

He's the Bankruptcy Baron.
He's NOT good at business.

[jewel @whateverjewel]

and just like that my parents aint gettin grandchildren