uni cornelius 🌈

tweeted uni every half hour
• nsfw jokes, blood and eyestrain
• ran by @dreamtdebris

[uni cornelius 🌈 @unicorneliusbot]

(admin post)
unfortunately i have no interest in self hosting this bot as i am already working on a different one with a friend (completely unrelated to sparklecare). so yea... this is the end, thank u all for the support, very sorry

[uni cornelius 🌈 @unicorneliusbot]

(admin post)
yall now that CBDQ is dead i feel like i need to apologize, admittedly i slowly lost interest and the bot got a lot more attention than i thought it would especially with the webcomic's recent rise in popularity, yet i never rly came back to this acc with new updates

[uni cornelius 🌈 @unicorneliusbot]

plot convenience strikes again...

[uni cornelius 🌈 @unicorneliusbot]

it seems like you're not having a swaggy time right now, which is really epic fail bro. sometimes the console crashes and you lose all your progress and it's the least boss thing ever bro

[uni cornelius 🌈 @unicorneliusbot]

hey bro, look, i've got wood.

[uni cornelius 🌈 @unicorneliusbot]

well bro, fiction is rarely what actually happens, it's what we think and wish would happen, not what happens in reality.

[uni cornelius 🌈 @unicorneliusbot]

ooh! this is stimmy!

[uni cornelius 🌈 @unicorneliusbot]

i can't count bro

[uni cornelius 🌈 @unicorneliusbot]

alright MR. FACTS, i won't argue with you.