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dark humor stan account.

[Ngwana ko bo Ntsizwa @BuhleDMahlangu]

No one lowers their standards for anyone, if your ex is a loser or whatever you want to call it, shuthi same to you.

[⟲ @unotfbg]

left the gym and an older lady asked if i left any muscles for everyone else

[Null @Vhoyde]

Lock up people for protesting? Yeah, he'd be your standard African dictator

[Zintle Zimbini @ZinhleMamfengu]

I was shocked to find out that Europe uses South Africa as a buffer to curb the illegal immigration of Africans to Europe hence they've planted NGOs to defend illegal immigrante so that South Africa keeps them and they never look to immigrating to Europe. Be wise SA don't be used

[Trader Theory @tradertheory]

Giving back to the needy.

[B N S L @_BNSL]

We are too young for highschool reunions. They are best for when you are in your late 40s and the majority of you have had your first divorce. Now you can rekindle with Bongani who was afraid of hitting on you back then but is now confident to becuse ke upper management ko ABSA

[Thendo Muloiwa @MuloiwaThendo]

Also Guys it's pay day, please pay back the people you owe and return the money you borrowed from your savings in December. Don't ask people if they have a capitec phone numbers just eft them straight. This is the last pay cheque before summer. Pay back the money.

[CITY BRU🩵🇿🇦 @cecilmag27]

tried the “awlali kanti” gimmick on my crush and she actually went to sleep

[Thisisvhuthumunyai @Thisisvhuthumu1]

He had to be in the list.

[Mike 🇸🇳 @magicmike340]

Quand t’ajoutes « je t’aimerai toujours » à la fin d’un message de rupture pour pouvoir activer la clause de rachat à tout moment

[Patt @TopherPatt]

*met with a reasonable amount of enthusiasm or interest

[+27 Sona @_Eendy_26]

There was a time Botswana people were convinced South Africans are xenophobic lol

[Null @Vhoyde]

They're always complaining about the shrinking tax base but refuse to pay people more and even campaign against the existence of a minimum wage.

[Andy @AndyCocaine]

Yoh , no more lifts!!! You guys take pictures in our cars Nkari re le nyobile ✋🏾

[𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩𝔬 @siiinalo]

Tshego, Flvme, Febuary, KLY and Tellaman should’ve been so much bigger, so much bigger.