lily🥀

chaotic good. (Cancer sun & Sagittarius moon) she/her

[lily🥀 @unicornslut69]

*the future*
My husband of 53 years and father of my children: you wear too much makeup
Me: I want a divorce

[lily🥀 @unicornslut69]

@ssshagged The shelf bitch!! Assert ur dominance and take over 😈

[lily🥀 @unicornslut69]

@quietdetail Yes we had lots of fun together

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

is this true

[Pit Viper @PitViperShades]

who up eating onion rings off boners

[lily🥀 @unicornslut69]

@quietdetail I had two more monsters today I think it’s my new vibe 💋

[lily🥀 @unicornslut69]

Why does work pimms get me so lit

[lily🥀 @unicornslut69]

@quietdetail The way we GASPED when we saw

[lily🥀 @unicornslut69]

Only call me goddess from now on 👑

[lily🥀 @unicornslut69]

Perverted little pay pigs !! Send me money and maybe you’ll get the original 🐽😈💖👸

https://t.co/gwgGz0sy3O

[lily🥀 @unicornslut69]

The shower really tested my patience on this evening

[lily🥀 @unicornslut69]

@quietdetail Flexing the mani

[lily🥀 @unicornslut69]

Thinking I too could have a year of rest and relaxation but I gotta pay my gosh darn bills

[lily🥀 @unicornslut69]

@snailcoma My favourite lesbians 🥹

[lily🥀 @unicornslut69]

@snailcoma I ate good tonight

[lily🥀 @unicornslut69]

I miss violet so I’m watching all her newest TikToks

[lily🥀 @unicornslut69]

The universe will provide me with abundance !! Claiming it now !! 💅🏻

[lily🥀 @unicornslut69]

Vaping through my lunch break cus I’m too poor to buy food pls send prayers

[Cher @cher]

You 🐥🐣R SOOO🌬❄️

[lily🥀 @unicornslut69]

@snailcoma Lmao luv u I didn’t want to interrupt what sounded like an epic bath time and I was so stonked I fell asleep xx