kay

[kay @unintolerable]

@s4m31p4n i love yelling especially right away in the morning at my full time job

[kay @unintolerable]

i should shut up

[kay @unintolerable]

live laugh leave

[kay @unintolerable]

babe break up with him, he doesn’t even know to clean while he cooks

[kay @unintolerable]

what’s a good album to listen to while ignoring your full time job

[kay @unintolerable]

so excited to work full time everyday until the end of my life

[kay @unintolerable]

driving to work this morning in a vehicle that says ‘i have nothing left to lose’

[kay @unintolerable]

fun elf on the shelf idea: don’t

[kay @unintolerable]

i have leaked emails and irrefutable proof that santa claus is coming to town

[kay @unintolerable]

retroactive unschooling (staring at the wall in my office)

[kay @unintolerable]

i love it when i lightly interface with an application and it generates 16 fucking emails

[kay @unintolerable]

@s4m31p4n only if i can be the unemployed one

[kay @unintolerable]

taking a sick day tomorrow to put up the christmas tree

[kay @unintolerable]

sorry sir i can’t come to work today. the ghost of christmas future is threatening my holiday spirit

[kay @unintolerable]

getting pregnant again for the attention

[kay @unintolerable]

in the middle of a conversation w/coworkers texting my husband for live college football banter

[kay @unintolerable]

so you’re telling me this bird tweets ?