Mystiquee🧚

Part-time retweeter° Content strategist ° Brand Storyteller📚 I'm funny sometimes
so let's connect🫶🤝

[Mystiquee🧚 @unique_archie]

@djvlad 'Drake didn't attend the wedding' 🤡
So an ex's appearance should be an important factor in her new future? Y'all pls

[Giovanni Ifedi-Williams @TheGiovannis]

These Police Officers just parked me at Bolade, Oshodi, pointed guns at me, and forced me to transfer N100,000 them. When my bank app showed "exceeded transfer limit", they dragged me to a nearby POS to do it with my card.

They initially demanded 150k each.
They were 4 in number.

These are the names I could copy:
Francis Adekunle
2087495551
Kuda

Friday Ikpe
9136237110
Okay

This is the phone number of the notorious Officer Friday Ikpe 09136237110. I got it from his opay

@PoliceNG @BenHundeyin @Princemoye1

Please my mutuals, if you see this on your TL, help repost or tag other relevant authorities until these criminals are apprehended.

[Mystiquee🧚 @unique_archie]

@GeneralSnow_ Who are these useless moral police?

These types of hypocritical men disgrace sex workers in public but patronize them in private, whilst still claiming to be married and morally upright men. Idiotsssss

[Mystiquee🧚 @unique_archie]

@thenanaaba Definitely can't be both, and it's possily not the former either as much as a 'bathong' is involved

[Mystiquee🧚 @unique_archie]

@philipdelalii Forgive me, I'll learn it sensei😂

[Mystiquee🧚 @unique_archie]

You'll prove the world wrong that you're not sore losers?
I doubt that🙂‍↔️

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

I genuinely love how everyone is hating on us South Africans at the World Cup.

We will prove the world wrong today 🇿🇦

[Mystiquee🧚 @unique_archie]

@Allezamani It's really sad to see

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i don't care how you were raised. you're an adult, unlearn that nonsense.

[Mystiquee🧚 @unique_archie]

@Nigeriangod_ They're always caught up with an existential crisis or the other,lol...confusionists

[Mystiquee🧚 @unique_archie]

@sal_empress Not even in his dreams

[IRON ⚔️🩸 @6uff_]

Even if Wiz, Burna, David and the rest Dey tweet Nigeria everyday Social media protest no fit do anything. If Una like make Una talk online from now till 100 years. Revolution is the way and a lot of blood must be shed. People must be willing to die for the cause.

[Onyeka ☭ @R_eq_uin]

The only way Peter Obi is becoming president is if Nigerians reenact the French Revolution after the rigged results are released.

Only a sustained nationwide rebellion from Calabar to Maiduguri will dislodge the Chicago boy and his cronies.

Anything else is theater sadly.

[Mystiquee🧚 @unique_archie]

@sexyandsadity Great advice

[Mystiquee🧚 @unique_archie]

@HonShield Amen

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

We are not united as a nation sha, normally Tinubu suppose dey fear by now.

[Mystiquee🧚 @unique_archie]

@Ade__wun_mi It's wild how a lot of nigerian men have marriage fetish on women such that they never imagine a woman not wanting it. Creeps

[Mystiquee🧚 @unique_archie]

@Molayoo_ Which format is this nauuu???😂😂😂

How did you think this????

[Mystiquee🧚 @unique_archie]

@oyinkanbadejo And confident enough to slay in it🥂

[Mystiquee🧚 @unique_archie]

Don't bother scrolling through this CS. Not a single person told the cost of having it done

[Sabi Boy @Bekiwereloo]

Why is processing International Passport cheaper in the North than any part of Nigeria?

I genuinely want to know.

[Mystiquee🧚 @unique_archie]

@AbujaPresident So you're saying men can cheat on their wives as long as it's not with someone's wife?