Amrit

[ᴋᴀᴍʟᴇsʜ sɪɴɢʜ / tau @kkstau]

Martin Luther King had a dream. Nitin Gadkari had a dream. King's dream remains a dream. Gadkari's dream is realised.

Martin Luther King tried to shake America to wake up to the reality and see that all men are born equal.

Gadkari tried to shake India to wake up to the reality and see that all petrol have ethanol.

King climbed to the mountaintop. Gadkari climbed to the distillery.

And lo, the dream is law. Our cars sip neat ethanol or 20 percent v/v, which is the chemistry teacher's polite word for sharaab.

A nation that lectures its sons about drink and drive has cars that drink so the son can drive. Stone cold sober driver. Gloriously sloshed engine.

We were promised the farmer would rise from annadata to urjadata. Nobody warned us the Wagon R would slide from petrol to peg. Fill her up, and the hatchback hiccups awake, humming, happy, faintly hungover.

Critics carp about mileage. Small minds. So what if the car covers less ground. It covers it in higher spirits. You are not losing kilometres. You are gaining a designated driver, and he is the chassis.

They laughed at the dream, Gadkari reminded us. They are not laughing now. They are at the petrol pump, which is no longer a pump but a theka, wondering whether to refuel the bike or befriend it.

King asked that men be judged by the content of their character. Gadkari asks that cars be judged by the content of their alcohol.
The dream is realised.

Bottoms up, Bharat.

[ᴋᴀᴍʟᴇsʜ sɪɴɢʜ / tau @kkstau]

Illustrated

[ᴋᴀᴍʟᴇsʜ sɪɴɢʜ / tau @kkstau]

Citizenship proof, age proof, voter ID, residence proof, you name it. Aadhaar could be everything, but its ambition is to be nothing, except mandatory.

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

I want to thank everyone for the outpouring of love and thank you for believing in me to lead the company that has always put you at the center of our work. This is not goodbye. It’s a hello to John and I can’t wait for you to get to know him like I do! 🙏

[ᴋᴀᴍʟᴇsʜ sɪɴɢʜ / tau @kkstau]

Bravo! It took a woman to stand up to the menace of road blocks in the name of political protest. Because a man screaming like that would've been thrashed so bad, he would take days to stand back on his feet /s

[ᴋᴀᴍʟᴇsʜ sɪɴɢʜ / tau @kkstau]

Best video today

[Asif Khan | @Khancha | @Teen Taal | @Sherkhan @007asifkhan]

Teentaal 🤗❤️

[Nehra Ji @nehraji778]

High beam वाले को तगड़ा पाठ पढ़ाया

[Vije @vijeshetty]

What's happening at the Sabarimala Temple, Kerala?

Is poor crowd management leading to deaths including kids, witnessed by some devotees?

Has it been covered up by authorities/govt?
Vc: @News18Kerala @CMOKerala @RajeevRC_X @CPIMKerala @pinarayivijayan

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

- Bro became World's top Mathematician
- authored over 70 mathematics textbook
- known as Pillar of Education of India
- provide free education to poor students

Got only 15k votes in Bihar election 😭

Reason why India will not become like China

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

Shameful

[बाहरी बिहारी @Bahari_Bihari]

BITTER TRUTH

जय बिहार ✊🙏

[IndiaToday @IndiaToday]

Prashant Kishor’s Jan Suraaj on Sunday alleged that World Bank funds worth Rs 14,000 crore, earmarked for development projects, were diverted to provide RS 10,000 cash transfers to women ahead of the Bihar Assembly elections, thereby influencing the recently concluded polls.

The party described the move as “a clear misuse of public money and an unethical attempt to sway the electoral process,” and demanded a thorough investigation.

Read more: https://t.co/i2ZdaisZvS

[खुरपेंच @khurpenchh]

राष्ट्रीय गाली गलौच अधिनियम की धारा ३२(स) के तहत पुलिस किसी भी भारतीय नागरिक को ताबड़तोड़ गरिया सकती है।

इसीलिए @bihar_police भी इसपे कुछ नहीं कहेगी।

[Er Ambarish Pandey @er_ambarish]

धन्यवाद, प्रशांत किशोर!
तुमने बिना कुर्सी के लालच के,
बिना डर के —
बिहार की मिट्टी के लिए,
जनता की आवाज़ के लिए,
सच्चाई के लिए लड़ना चुना। हर गाली, हर ट्रोल, हर साजिश के बावजूद —
तुम डटे रहे।
तुमने हिम्मत दिखाई।
तुमने उम्मीद जगाई।
धन्यवाद, PK!

[ᴋᴀᴍʟᴇsʜ sɪɴɢʜ / tau @kkstau]

Hardwork on the ground can be beaten by hardwork on the ground. The BJP takes elections too seriously for the competition to comprehend. It has the human and financial resources and puts it all to use.

[Let us change bihar @SulabhJha4]

प्रशांत किशोर को बिहार छोड़ देना चाहिए एक सपोर्टर होने के नाते मैं बोल रहा हूँ जो लोग बोल रहे हैं 5 साल मेहनत करनी चाहिए। तो मैं पूछना चाहता हूँ कि फावड़ा कुदाल लेकर बिहार में खेत खोदना है क्या? जो व्यक्ति 3 साल की मेहनत से अपनी उम्र 10 वर्ष बढ़ा ली क्या उसे उचित मजदूरी मिला?

[तबला चतुर्वेदी ( त्रे-क्ड़ धिन्) @Anant_ji_108]

कौन कितने पानी में, आज पता चल गया।
दस दस हजार पाकर, वोटर मचल गया।
नीतीश पर नाज है, हारा जनसुराज है।

अब भी बिहार के विकास की आस है?
क्या बकवास है!!!

@kamleshksingh

[रावण @raavan_india]

यदि आप अच्छी सड़कें चाहते हैं, तो आपको "टोल" देना होगा।

- इथेनॉल मस्क जी

[बाहरी बिहारी @Bahari_Bihari]

खान सर ने बिल्कुल सही बोला था बिहारी नीच है,ये इसरो के वैज्ञानिक को भी चुनाव हरा देंगे!

देवरा ढोढी चाटना बा गाना सुनने वाले बिहारियों ने KC सिन्हा को चुनाव में हरा कर साबित कर दिया है कि वो महाराष्ट्र गुजरात में जाके मजदूरी करने के लिए ही पैदा हुआ है!

जय बिहार ✊🙏
जय जय बिहार ✊🙏