Emily Austin

I know how to use the word myriad correctly. I hope to impart this skill to my kid. She/Her

[Emily Austin @uniquejargon]

Happy Monday! It’s a great day to stand up to bigots!

[Emily Austin @uniquejargon]

@katjl_ Dear all men,

This. This is what we want you to say to us.

Regards,

Emily

[Emily Austin @uniquejargon]

@katjl_ Ughhhhhh I have a crush on the lyrics!!! He likes her bc she is aloof and strong and doesn’t take shit! Amazing

[Emily Austin @uniquejargon]

@katjl_ Exactly. I feel like Cake for me was just part of the late-90s-early-00s ambiance. When I worked at the Gap in college, Short Skirt Long Jacket was on the playlist, and I was like OMG this is a total banger

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@katjl_ Like I think I must have heard when I was young and set it as an intention for who I want to be, and I feel like I have lived into being that girl!

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@katjl_ I looooooooove that song in a huge way

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@dexmckay Gotta have a Costco membership for the ridiculous amount of romaine these kiddos eat lol

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Hopper just chillin on a random shelf in my craft room closet 🤔

[Emily Austin @uniquejargon]

Butt munchers

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@TheBendySlow @GraceVanDien Lol yeah! She is a total big deal but down to earth. I love her. When I met her at the NOLA con, I told her that since my daughter wasn’t with me, I would assume any mom duties she might need for the day and she gave me a big hug 🤗

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@LindseyDoesThis They appear to be hungry a lot, but so do I sooo

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Well the good news is that I am going strong on my Lenten fast from all sugary treats. The…other…news is that I am eating so much salt that I am in a near constant state of bloat 🎈

[Emily Austin @uniquejargon]

@im_shannon_o Please try to get him to say chipotle.

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@interdigital This is not wrong

[Emily Austin @uniquejargon]

I wanna get back into knowing stuff about wine. Please don’t hate me.

[Emily Austin @uniquejargon]

@jkam12 More importantly, do you remember when you were a Gap employee? 😉

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@jonmbauer Oh man I love that! This is another double-take favorite

[Emily Austin @uniquejargon]

Happy Monday! It’s a great day to stand up to bigots!

[Emily Austin @uniquejargon]

@jonmbauer Love it. A+++++++ fashion for any occasion

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She hath arrived 🐞