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@IlhanMN I understand the urgency, but didn't the House just enter recess through Inauguration Day? How will this bill be introduced?

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@realDonaldTrump Literally go fuck yourself

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@Elegoo_Official Looking to get the Mars 2 Pro. Can you tell me what the estimated shipping time to US is if I order via your website? Or, are you expecting any shipments to arrive at an Amazon warehouse soon?

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@uofwhfs more cashiers. please.

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@AskEquifax @Equifax Why are the first six digits of the PIN for your credit freeze the date and time of sign-up? You have learned nothing.

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@griffinmcelroy @JustinMcElroy God looking down on the creation of man c. 10,000 BC

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@SantaMonicaLibr are you giving away eclipse glasses for next weekend? I'm looking for a pair

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@SoundTransit what are the playing cards visible on the Link in the tunnel between Mt. Baker and Beacon Hill? I've always wondered...

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Beef Stew for President. You Suck at Cooking, Episode 51
@yousuckatcooking
https://t.co/CfwiRG7Vit

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@bitchboxer Beer bong.

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Putting on clothes straight out of the dryer is just another reminder of how all of life's joys are fleeting

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@deltashield22 I believe you have a tweet for a certain celebrity?

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Modern Romance was made 200% better by the fact that I read the whole book in @azizansari's voice

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Fffuuuuuuuck

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@bitchboxer @mollandra fuck you

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@bitchboxer I know that's a lie

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I'm always a ho for crisp watermelon

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Game of thrones game of thrones game of thrones

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Is it wrong to think I'll meet my true love on the streets of NYC

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@bitchboxer fucking liar