UNISCA

UNISCA stands for the United Nations International Student Conference of Amsterdam: A unique interdisciplinary course offered by the University of Amsterdam.

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ECOSOC 14:46 // BREAKING: The delegates pass the resolution on the current crisis unanimously.

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ECOSOC 14:09 // BREAKING: China endorses the creation of a crisis working group that would cooperate with the IMF and the World Bank, despite its continuous critique of these institutions.

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ECOSOC 13:39 // BREAKING: The USA and China reinforce their power over international affairs by advocating for the collaboration of the navies of strong maritime states.

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DISEC 13:19 // BREAKING: The Delegate of Japan emphasised that Syria should first focus on helping getting the internet up and running again due to the GPS crisis, and that afterwards "Syria can google all the facts it needs to fight its information war against Israel".

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UNSC - 13.15 // BREAKING: Russia tries to focus the discussion on rebuilding space infrastructure. Other states object and highlight the importance of ensuring global security and international cooperation. The link between all these factors was stressed by the crisis expert

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DISEC 13:15 // BREAKING: During the DISEC Committee session this afternoon, the Arab Syrian Republic did not only blame Israel for the GPS crisis but further stated that "Israel is actually the root of all problems in the world".

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12.00 // BREAKING: Experts come with a bleak statement about prospects of getting out of this crisis quickly, as communication and transportation are completely disrupted. The short and long-term risks are determined and will require immediate actions by the specific committees

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11.50 // BREAKING: Japan and Russia resort to personal attacks as Japan criticizes the Russian invasion of Ukraine while Russia claims its "number one foreign policy goal is to reduce human suffering", to which Japan responds with meaningful laughter

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11.45 // BREAKING: Strong accusations fly through the room as delegations resort to pointing fingers and sidetrack to discussing longstanding issues. Currently states seem to only aim to use the crisis to advance their own interests

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11:33 // BREAKING: China supports the request of the Russian Federation to lift sanctions. Israel is sceptic of this position as it could enable states currently being sanctioned for illegal political and military actions.

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11.25 // BREAKING: Israël confirms the hack originated from its territory but denies any involvement or responsibility. Countries seem very focussed on finding the culprit but are yet to propose concrete actions to help people around the world

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Mickey's truth: The UN has been infiltrated by the World Economic Forum (WEF) & Bill Gates' network, as it has been found that delegates have been contacted to be recruited as chairs for Agenda 2030, which aims at depopulating the human species for the elites to remain in power!

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10.50 // BREAKING: Russia and the U.S. fall back onto their game of name-calling instead of addressing the urgent crisis at hand

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10:50 // BREAKING: The delegate of the Arab Syrian Republic calls Israel "a failed state". Israel expressed appreciation of Syria's delegate at least admitting Israel is a state.

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10:48 // BREAKING: The Delagate of Japan supports the claim by Syria that the GPS hack-attack came from the territory of Israel.

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10:45 // BREAKING: We have confirmed that it was the USA that has attempted to counter-hack one of their GPS satellites, causing it to malfunction and lose orbit.

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10:42 // BREAKING: Delegate of Nigeria calls upon all other delegates to think about "the people they are killing" through their inaction and division.

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10:35 // BREAKING: One of the hacked GPS satellites has started to lose orbit. The cause is yet unknown. These GPS satellites include the International Space Station, a large majority of satellite phone and other communication satellites and earth observation.

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Mickey's truth: The Covid-19 crisis was only a way for the government to distract us from their secret operations. Take off those vaccines from your arms!!

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Mickey's truth: The UN is using GPS satellites to control our movements and to hide from us the fact that the earth is flat!