Uni Life

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

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pop lock and drop all your classes

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Forever exhausted

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school tomorrow rt if you cried

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me: wow that exam was easy

*gets a 53*

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isn’t your first birthday technically your second

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do re mi fa so done with this semester

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Interesting Pictures of Celebrities When They Were Kids - https://t.co/0C2VXLGmGk

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can we start drinking now?

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Simple Floor Exercises for Men - https://t.co/J5wtPrU7kZ

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I really wish I liked coffee

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I find I tweet more when I'm bored

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We Like it Spicy and Sexy, we Like it Red! - https://t.co/vE9NwtO0fH

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Things That Happens When You Don’t Eat Meat - https://t.co/M1W4QnvN4z

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I'd love to crawl under a big blanket and watch movies all day, but no I can't because of school.

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going to school: late

going to a doctors appointment: late

going to a friends house: late

going to a concert: 8 hours early

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I just wanna lay in my bed all day

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i’ve been in a bad mood since like 2007

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if you wake me up by turning on all the lights, there’s a 100% chance that I’ve already started planning 10 different ways to kill you

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no matter how many gross facts you tell me about mcdonald’s i’m still gonna eat it and nobody can stop me

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I want good grades I just don't want to study or do homework