Andrea

Accidental farm wife raising cows and kids with the love of my life. I tweet about my 3 favorite things: reality tv, long-bearded outlaw music, and butter.

[Andrea @unit_a]

Haven't been on Twitter in 2 years, but I wouldn't miss the roasting of Kody Brown over the dumpster fire formerly known as #SisterWives for anything. #narcissist #TeamChristine

[Andrea @unit_a]

@terrylk73 Actually he's in it for the money not the science 😛

[Nathalie Witts @nathalie_witts]

well atleast the question we’ve been asking all season, why peter rewards drama, has now been answered and explained... #TheBachelor

[Andrea @unit_a]

@thesouptv Without @joelmchale it's not#TheSoup 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Andrea @unit_a]

JUST ONCE I want #TheBachelor to say NO when an over dramatic girl asks to "steal" him.

[Andrea @unit_a]

@ChelseaHouska My oldest daughter and son are 7 years apart and they're just like this! I love it but also hate it when he wants her and not me 😂

[Andrea @unit_a]

@terrylk73 They even subtitled it 😂 and did you catch "fanasco"

[Bachelor Bish @BachelorBishes]

Pool party with Peter and his doubts #TheBachelor

[Andrea @unit_a]

@chrisbharrison: joining me once again, Hollywood icon and crypt keeper, Fred Willard 😳
#TheBachelor

[Andrea @unit_a]

Demi coming back on #TheBachlor like

[Andrea @unit_a]

I feel like Colton and Nick V. had a baby and named it Peter... #BachelorNation #TheBachlor

[Andrea @unit_a]

Peter had us all at <red> wine bar 🍷💃🏻#TheBachelor

[Andrea @unit_a]

Peter: now my jeans have all the sparkles on them.
Inner Peter: now all my other girlfriends are gonna be PIST!
@BachelorABC #TheBachelorABC

[Andrea @unit_a]

39 years ago I was a lil baby. Now I just look like the mom 😁 @terrylk73

[Brittany Anne, SAHM @brittanyannesz]

when Hannah Ann gave Peter the painting #thebachelor

[Andrea @unit_a]

#TheBachelor 2000: 3 girls named Ashley sip wine in a hot tub.

#TheBachelor 2020: Mykenna, Shian and Avonlea talk shit about Victoria, who was traumatized as a child by puking on the Disneyland tea cups.

[Andrea @unit_a]

@terrylk73 They'll always be losers to me 😂

[Andrea @unit_a]

@KrapsCake @MTV @mjfree @F1abraham I'm pretty sure she just hits the middle button on her predictive text until she runs out of characters 😂

[Andrea @unit_a]

When I meet someone I Facebook stalk, check Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat, then look up the person on CaseNet. And these kids have 5 year relationships with people they've never met OR Google searched?! Which of us is crazier?! #Catfish

[Michelle Collins @michcoll]

Bekah is all of us #TheBachelor #AftertheFinalRose