Uncle_Tindo

Production Engineer 🎓 🔧⚙️..| @ManUtd is life..| Im me.. I do me & chill.. After God fear women

[Twilight @the_marcoliboy]

Arbeloa vs Alonso on MatchDay 1, this is scripted

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

“Did you know Nigerians have taken all our women?”

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

“We never conceded 2 goals when I played for England”

[Dan @CfcDan_01]

🚨 Carragher asking Mikel Obi about who is he supporting tonight:

Jamie Carragher to Mikel Obi:
“Which side are you backing tonight South Africa vs Czech Republic at the World Cup?”

Mikel Obi:
“I’m going with Czech Republic tonight.”

Carragher:
“Hold on… what about South Africa? They’re your African brothers.”

Mikel Obi:
“Yeah, but unfortunately for them I’m backing Czech Republic today. Some team has to go home early and focus on keeping their jobs..

[LiveScore @livescore]

Two very different ways to spend €80m 👀

Fans have been comparing Real Madrid's steals with Barcelona's investment in Anthony Gordon 🤑

[Uncle_Tindo @united_uncle]

@Am_Blujay The snake met Jonasi 😅

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

If you ever feel dumb, just remember Barca had a €30m clause for Rashford but signed Gordon for €80m instead

[BAFANA MTHEMBU @_BafanaMthembu]

How did she survive from Jonasi ?? 🤔 #ThePolygamist

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

I know a dude who married a single mom with some boys, they now beat him 😭

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Sexual harassment. Flirting

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Viewed logically, The Polygamist doesn't really have a villain. Jonasi wasn't a villain, he was indulgent. And the women weren't victims they were volunteers

Infact it shouldn't be called The Polygamist rather The Hypergamy. Because ask yourself this important question, if he was broke, would habe any of the women even be in his life? Of course not, there wouldn't even be a story

One man's lust aligned perfectly with multiple women's greed. His appetite for sex matched perfectly with their appetite for an easy life.

Let's just look at Joyce, she was asked for a divorce but denied him that. Why? Because her status of being married to a rich man mattered more than anything.

And then the rest of them, they actually knew he was a married man who slept around but they still came, because they wanted the lifestyle

If anything this show revealed more about female nature than exposing male nature. It just fits perfectly with what women say daily on social media e.g

"Better to cry in a Mercedes Benz than smile in a one room"

Lesson: Women's fear of poverty far outweighs their ability to leave rich cheating men

[The Touchmine | 𝐓 @TouchmineX]

🚨 𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗔𝗟𝗢𝗨𝗦 A shocking VAR decision in Argentina vs. Algeria.

👉 Messi catches Mandi on the back of the calf with his studs, bending his leg with excessive force.

❌ CLEAR STRAIGHT RED CARD NOT EVEN GIVEN A YELLOW.

[Fadzayi Mahere🇿🇼 @advocatemahere]

🔸Back in 1987 when the Constitution was amended to allow for the direct election of the President, Edison Zvobgo made a compelling case for direct election. He observed that this direct election process was core to “one man, one vote” and denounced the notion of a parliamentary executive as being divorced from the people.

It’s a pity @ZANUPF_Official no longer has intellectual muscle of this caliber. They cannot even have a sound cerebral debate. Varikubatirana pfuti nekunyima vanhi secret ballot in their desperation to rail road a brainless amendment that will ruin the remaining embers of our democracy.

They’ve been reduced to mbingarism, cash for votes and cars for loyalty. They leave their brains at the door. Intellect has been replaced by paid trolls who flip flop according to the highest bidder. Of it’s not paid activism, then it’s a predatory elite that’s stolen so much they’re consumed by the pandemic of conspicuous consumption - spending money meant for basic services on their personal largesse.

Ndozvamakaendera kuhondo here izvi? Our true heroes must be turning in their graves. Did their blood go to waste?

It’s a mess.

We need new leaders.🇿🇼

[Uncle_Tindo @united_uncle]

@premierleague Old Trafford

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

After Cabo Verde’s draw with Spain, goalkeeper Vozinha has now reached 5.7m Instagram followers from 50k before the game, with the figure continuing to increase! 🤩📈

[Uncle_Tindo @united_uncle]

@paultungwarara @united_uncle vasarawo sei 😎

[Don @Opresii]

Diego Simeone might sign all these Cape Verde players

[International Kandizzle ✈️ @KingKandoro]

Dzanhasi dzatopihwa hama. Hatizamei mangwana.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Man to man: If you always play by the rules, you will lose.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Dating a woman who gets excited like a kid every time she’s around you is one of the best feelings ever.