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Just for fun.

[👹 @unitedft2]

Chalaboah?? For what reason??

[Matt Law @Matt_Law_DT]

Exclusive : England World Cup preparations rocked by the news Tino Livramento is expected to be ruled out of the tournament through injury. Tuchel ready to replace him with Trevoh Chalobah among the options to come in. FA yet to confirm.

https://t.co/DKS4WSqTNZ

[👹 @unitedft2]

Wouldn’t mind this at all. Different profile to Cunha/ Dorgu. Wouldn’t command a starting role immediately. A different option of the bench. Would be a v decent squad option.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨🇳🇱 | JUST IN:

#MUFC are paying SERIOUS ATTENTION to Crysencio Summerville.

They have enquired about his situation and will be aware of West Ham's £50M price tag.

[@David_Ornstein]

[👹 @unitedft2]

Eric Bailly regen

[🇹🇷🫀 @yktrr_]

ce mec joue pour mon club mais mon enculer de coach préfère mettre un hongrois sous dégradé qui ne joue pas à son poste 😂😂😂😂😂

[👹 @unitedft2]

Head coach u say?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚫️ BREAKING: Rúben Amorim to AC Milan as new head coach, HERE WE GO! 🇵🇹

Verbal agreement done on deal valid until June 2028 plus option until June 2029.

Amorim has accepted all conditions and will sign this week as new Milan manager. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

[👹 @unitedft2]

Yeah it’s a no from me

[mufcytp @mufcytp]

🚨 𝐌𝐀𝐉𝐎𝐑 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Manchester United are internally exploring a move to bring back Álvaro Carreras after Real Madrid completed the signing of Marc Cucurella.

No formal approach has been made yet, but United want to understand Carreras’ situation.

With Cucurella expected to be the first-choice left-back, Carreras could look for a move in search of regular playing time.

[as per @TouchlineX]

[👹 @unitedft2]

Random signing but this is also why United struggle to catch the likes of Madrid. They’ve got Mendy and Carreras but will just buy Cucurella and not worry about the other 2. Meanwhile we’ll be reluctant to sign an extra cm because we have Ugarte kicking around.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO!

Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow.

Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸

[👹 @unitedft2]

Don’t sleep on my boy Pat!!!

[utdreport @utdreport]

Mainoo and Yoro were asked: Who is the one to watch for #mufc next season? 👀

via @ViaplayFotball

[👹 @unitedft2]

Just be fucking ruthless. He ain’t good enough and we could collect a fee for him and replace him with a significant upgrade.

[United Updates @UnitedUpdates]

🚨NEW: Michael Carrick is PREPARED to accommodate Ugarte in his squad next year and the club are set to take a similar approach to the handling of Harry Maguire and Scott McTomninay in the 2023 summer window.

[@samuelluckhurst] #mufc

[👹 @unitedft2]

They’ll pick him up on a free next season. Obvious.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Real Madrid are now not expected to advance for Rodri this summer after Bernardo deal.

Not a priority for Florentino Pérez + up to Rodri whether he wants to sign new deal at #MCFC (still on the table) or leave in 2027 on a free. 👀

🎥➕ https://t.co/baFrE4u1fl

[👹 @unitedft2]

I don’t get it? Were not linked to any marquee left wingers and the only other position we’re looking at strengthening is left back. So why would we not go big and spend £200mill on the midfield?

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

🚨 It is unlikely Man Utd will go for BOTH Mateus Fernandes and Alex Scott at their current £80m valuations, with Ederson also coming in for nearly €40m.

If the price drops for these players, which is possible, #mufc could go for two players with proven Premier League experience. [@JacobsBen, @UnitedStandMUFC] #mufc

[👹 @unitedft2]

Madueke right wing shifts 🥴

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

England manager Thomas Tuchel has revealed Bukayo Saka is unable to train on consecutive days and is yet to fully recover from the Achilles injury he sustained in March after “playing through the pain” at Arsenal.

“He is the one we are building and taking care of in training.”

More from @Dan_Sheldon_ — free to read ⬇️

https://t.co/wNTpKWs3iS

[👹 @unitedft2]

It’s good to see academy players integrated. But they better not do that thing were they brief about academy players being involved more next season and leave the squad unequipped after the transfer window…

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨🌟 | Tyler Fletcher is expected to be MORE involved with the #MUFC first-team next season. [@SkySportsNews]

[👹 @unitedft2]

Barca can get fucked . Tight asses

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Barcelona will NOT pay €30m buy option clause for Marcus Rashford, expiring in 5 days.

Rashford formally set to return to Man United but Barça remain open to new solutions, like another loan deal. ❗️

Barça are open to discuss again if #MUFC open doors. 🔵🔴

[👹 @unitedft2]

Got u prime Pogba 10 years ago. Got you prime CR7 in 2009. Games gone crazy.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 Understand Matheus Fernandes price tag has been fixed by West Ham in a meeting with his camp: £85m.

Manchester United in contact with player side, more clubs also attentive and keen.

🎥➕ https://t.co/amCOmcAM9C

[👹 @unitedft2]

Why tf do people care about Tom Heaton? All the players like him he’s good to have around and literally never plays. No idea why fans could ever moan about his role in the squad?😂

[Manveer @__Manveer]

No.3 please, and then Heaton can go.

Vitek #1
Lammens 2
Johnstone #3

[👹 @unitedft2]

Patty D stocks📈

[C @zckza_]

Patrick Dorgu Vs Ukraine

60 minutes

@PatrickDorgu13

[👹 @unitedft2]

Gareth Bale arc

[MUFC Scoop @MUFCScoop]

Patrick Dorgu’s goal for Denmark against Ukraine.

WHAT A GOAL 🚀

#MUFC
https://t.co/3RwumHIgfs

[👹 @unitedft2]

So Pickford, James, Konsa, Stones, Guehi, O’Reilly, Anderson, Rice, Mainoo, Bellingham, Rogers, Rashford, Gordon, Kane, Saka are surely the players he’s on about.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

"I have a clear idea of 14 or 15 starters for us."

Thomas Tuchel on whether he knows his starting XI for England's first World Cup fixture against Croatia 🇭🇷

[👹 @unitedft2]

Offer them a loan with an option to buy. All these other clubs take the piss out of us when they know we’re looking to move players on. We need to do the same and try and get him on a cheap deal for a season

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Rafa Leão: “I want a new challenge out of Serie A. I follow the Premier League with great attention. If I have the opportunity to play there or La Liga I would be really happy because my talent would be exulted there”.

“Let’s see what will happen this summer”, told SportTV.

[👹 @unitedft2]

If Anderson went for £110million and had the impact Rice had at Arsenal would anyone question the fee? I think it’s worth the gamble. Perfect age, prem proven, England international. U know exactly what you’re getting. United should get their wallets out

[Laurie Whitwell @lauriewhitwell]

🚨 Manchester City see opening bid for Elliot Anderson rejected by Nottingham Forest. Pursuit ongoing. Forest expected to want more for Anderson than £105m Arsenal paid for Declan Rice.

Fees viewed as too high for #MUFC.

w/ @David_Ornstein ⬇️

https://t.co/qFBp5vHi3F