united zirk

#realnessiswhatdescribesus
march/04/2023
IT WON'T MAKE SENSE NOW,BUT IT WILL 🫡

[united zirk @unitedMANSA]

All men don't cheat some girls just think they are in a relationship

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

If they Legalize marijuana, that's when you will see how youths are interested in Agriculture. 😂

[Eric @amerix]

Yote tisa, ya kumi ni hii,

Doh za bibi yako ni kama pesa ya Zimbabwe,

We unajua iko, but haujawahi ona, hautawahi guza, unaskia iko, haujui ina nunua nini, na ni nani anapewa.

Kitu unaeza ona tu, ni WhatsApp status.

But, doh zako ni kama dola, kila mtu anataka.

Jipange.

[EvilMowa @EvilMowaa]

I’ll put my dick in a ant pile before I ask a bitch why him and not me

[Bobby Eaton Da Pussy @AidanThaGod]

72 virgins is such a lame ass heaven. Give me 72 WHORES

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

slut shaming? no I’m a slut encourager. take those titties out for me bae

[toxic king @toxicking]

Every time I like a bitch I find out she a hoe

[Culture~ @backriz_dub]

I exercise just enough to fuck and fight

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

According to christians, sleeping is natural but waking up is by god’s grace.

Religion will take away your peace of mind😂

[Lατιf @iLatif_]

“I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women.”

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

u're looking 4 love from a nigga that mix cough syrup w sprite

[Ski @unkn0wnski]

i want my siblings to be successful

from my mouth to the ears of the fucking universe!

[Humble African. @AzimOscar]

Imagine how Christiano Ronaldo has worked so hard to be a dollar billionaire. We'll know him and the world has seen legendary things he's done for football.

Now you wanna know who else is a dollar billionaire, Murkomen, Sudi, Matiang'i, Duale, Rigathi and many other crooks. And what have they done again,NOTHING, just mere African politicians.
Remember this the next time you vote for your leaders.

[scar @imfat]

just fuck around until you accidentally find the infinite money glitch

[Yahoo Driver™️ @EmagnetTim]

I'm still of the opinion that if bible was powerful, nobody would bring it to Africa.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

If Vybz Kartel can start a song with ' Dyema...me need your vagina ' then you can get courage to text your crush. Text her right now, whatever you write will not be worse than this.

[🐉 @Kamau266]

These boys wenye humaliza form 4 alafu wanaanza kukua mentored immediately kwa izi kazi za juakali na ufundi without wasting time going to campus ama college mambo yao huenda fity sana and an average graduate might take time before catching up with them in life.

[Toxic @Kieni_vic]

To the girls we fvcked and ghosted because they were not for keeps.

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

You want me to believe in karma when the slave owners entire bloodline has been rich since 1450😂

[99 Problems 🇰🇪🔥 @Makerea_12]

I cant prove but I know Luis Enrique sniffs the best crack in this world. Unc is up there with Tuco Salamanca.

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Keep thinking she ain't got clapped in 6 months if you want to 😂