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she/ her

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@IloveMoney39666 "one one of my followers"

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scrolling through ao3 to get over a book

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"am i the goat?" baby ovines when they’re born and they have horns

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@stroberibiryani a fountain pen, a good watch, a set of books / a good copy of a book by her favorite author, maybe a camera?

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how it feels trying to ignore the fact that you might like someone

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@okeetoki run run run

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@gloomyany yes. everytime you touch yourself while thinking of someone else they recieve a telepathic signal that alerts them of this danger. they feel the effects internally. you're absolutely sickening.

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in a 3 person gc and the other 2 keep flirting

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how it feels to use a makeup wipe to wipe my vanity

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@etudesdebruits steal his loebs and run

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what if instead of worrying about the pumping lemma, you started pumping some BITCHES

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@nobodynochicken is there a transcript?

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what if instead of studying gricean maxims of cooperative conversation you cooperated in conversation with some BITCHES

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what if instead of talking about copular verbs you copulated some BITCHES

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always had a sneaking suspicion

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@nocallir out of disgust or sadness?

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@epicsealboy @Sunflower_pvz do this to your dick then

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@Ren________Idk

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put my headphones on today (not yet playing music) and a kid behind me said "having a twitter is genuinely weird" to which another responded "not if you're on there for sports" :'(

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how it feels trying to be discreet on twitter at school