Uni Life

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

[Uni Life @univerprobs]

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[Uni Life @univerprobs]

The word "bae" << wtf is a "bae"?

[Uni Life @univerprobs]

my life is just one big "what the fuck" moment

[Uni Life @univerprobs]

Divorce is never funny, until it is. Here are some of the most pathetic divorce FAILS in the world https://t.co/iwSldHwzg8

[Uni Life @univerprobs]

Am I getting asked to homecoming?

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[Uni Life @univerprobs]

i got 99 problems and every single one will be gone in may.

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That funny moment when your ex tries to talk to you again and you're like.....
HA
HA
HA
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HA
HA

NO.

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Think tattoos have to be bold and dark? Think again! Check out these stunning white ink tats! https://t.co/0lMeuWREfp

[Uni Life @univerprobs]

Things That Annoy Me
1. People
2. Slow WiFi
3. Homework
4. School
5. Drama
6. School
7. Low battery
8. School
9. And you know... School

[Uni Life @univerprobs]

I've gotten out of bed 365 days a year for over 16 years that's over 5800 sit-ups and not one ab to show for it

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me: do your homework

me: no

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I like to party and by party I mean take naps

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Have you ever been dumped for a dumb reason? Here are some terrible ones. Read and don't be that guy/girl. https://t.co/U5JjhtStxW

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#MiddleSchoolMemories boyfriends & girlfriends would barely talk to each other & their friends would force them to hug.

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Parents spot fake friends wayyyy before we do

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retweet if you're ready for your school to win their football game tomorrow

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The struggle of not skipping class tomorrow is real

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These Piercings Take Pain to a New Level! Why would you put a hole there? https://t.co/Wg6jphWits

[Uni Life @univerprobs]

"you look tired, are you?"

"no, im just ugly"

[Uni Life @univerprobs]

my grades aren't that bad for someone who has the urge to drop out of school every 25 minutes