Dave

Idiocracy will not be tolerated, I'm offensive to those who deserve it! Physics is my passion and to my detriment Millwall FC COYL 💙💙🦁🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Dave @UniversalAwe]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 right back atcha!!!!

[U&Dave @davechannel]

@UniversalAwe Shoutout to a fellow Dave

[Dave @UniversalAwe]

Why is it that grown arse men 20+ feel the need to sit in a child's swing park at 10.30 on a friday night and hurl abuse at passing dog walkers? You soon see their true colours when they pick on the wrong fucking fella with a Bully and a spring loaded cosh! Run little piggies!!!

[Dave @UniversalAwe]

What the phrase HULK MODE was made for! 😳👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 it was literally a modern day

[Clarence Beeks @DoThough58510]

@FBAwayDays This fella in the green takes them on

[Dave @UniversalAwe]

@Thetoffeeman22 anyone who gives a pals number after spewing bravado is not only a fucking melt but a nasty piece of work! Man up you c*nt take responsibility for your own words and stand by them! Not wasting any more time on you child

[Dave @UniversalAwe]

@Thetoffeeman22 And a prostitute walks up and asks if he would like a blowjob, the scouser immediately head butts the woman in the face, then walks away to the bar.

The barman says “why did you do that?, what did she say?!”

The scouser replies “oh, somethin about a job

[Dave @UniversalAwe]

My misses said something similar 😫🤣

[Adele Louise Shea 💜💙🧡❤️ @AdeleSheasy]

The things I would do to Mark Shelby though 👀👀👀 🤣🤣

[Dave @UniversalAwe]

God bless him 😫🙈

[Dave @UniversalAwe]

Rome! Awesome

[Benonwine @benonwine]

Sicily

[Dave @UniversalAwe]

Watch men try to figure out what women like watching them do

[Dave @UniversalAwe]

@AdeleSheasy No did Selby get a 147? Keirons was awesome

[Dave @UniversalAwe]

@Callan23474387 @maosbot Yep

[Dave @UniversalAwe]

@SkippyDeDooDa Men: What the fuck is lotion?

[Dave @UniversalAwe]

Everything! Even fucking conkers

[Dave @UniversalAwe]

a painting that I was throwing out and was willing to pay for it! I of course said no worries mate if you want it it's yours no need for money just glad it's going to a good home. Mate faith in humanity restored

[Dave @UniversalAwe]

Just took the dog for a walk and a geezer that lives down the road from me that I've probably seen 3-4 times in the 5 years I've been living here just came up and gave me £30. I barely recognize him but it was about a year ago while clearing out my garage he asked if he could

[Dave @UniversalAwe]

What the actual fuck 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[annieO @Downtheden]

STOP USING #UBER
THEY RAPING OUR CHILDREN

[Professor Ralph CBE @imcousinralph]

We're having a Chinese takeaway tonight.
It's what Jesus would have wanted.

[Dave @UniversalAwe]

😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 damn

[Dave @UniversalAwe]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 how about go fuck yourself

[Dave @UniversalAwe]

Either 1 I'm not fussy

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[Dave @UniversalAwe]

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