Keith

I won’t make you fat and I won’t rot your teeth for I am one that sugar coats nothing. Just like John Wayne toilet paper I take no shit from anyone.

[Keith @unkateef]

#feminists #Bullseye sometimes the wrong answer is correct.

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@WeAreOpenreach We’ll be building in this area in the next year

It’s changed again. I’ll let you know when you have no plans again. You must be the must disingenuous company ever so I’ll do the donkey work as you are behind the curve.

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@WeAreOpenreach I have plans to reply to you next year. Now I have no plans. Let’s see how you like it.

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@WeAreOpenreach we’re going to be upgrading this year we have no plans we’re going to be upgrading next year we have no plans. Please make your minds up and finish one village before moving to the next.

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@WeAreOpenreach I am considering other options as I believe being told next year then no plans over three times now is almost like you are taunting me. Thanks for the stress. Thanks also for putting a pole right outside of my property that looks awful and is no use to me as you didn’t link me

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@WeAreOpenreach you have said next year then no plans over three times now. Can you give me an accurate time as to when I can expect FTTP so I can way up other options.

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@benonwine Reap what you sow

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@WeAreOpenreach please make your mind up. Are you doing it or not. Keep checking you say. Well thanks for the stress you’re causing you over promising under delivering muppets. Apologies to any muppets.

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@NKapoor2020 @NoContextBrits Suicidal empathy alert.

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@UKLabour I wonder if you’re going to reduce the joining requirements for the Gurkhas (who are awesome by the way) as the British don’t want to fight for your sham government.

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@UKLabour Too many politicians of the left variety and not enough Guy Fawkes. I would’ve said snipers but the internet would go mental. Remember I said I would’ve said.

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@UKLabour only when all of you have been raped and pillaged will you realise that we are being invaded. You are traitors; every single one of you. Never mind the bus is only 2 quid.

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@UKLabour Labours two tier society tells you multiple things about the sham government we currently have at the helm. Labour are the party of the shirkers not the workers.

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@WeAreOpenreach I keep being lied to. I was told it would happen soon. I was told there were no plans. I was told it would happen in the next year and now I’m being told there are no plans. I have the pleasure of looking at a pole outside me house that feeds a select few neighbours.

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@WeAreOpenreach I put a request for information in and was told you can fibre if you pay for it but the other peasants can have it for free. Sort it out.

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@NUFC Injury time plus the time it takes them to get a penalty.

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@StreamzTR Animals often attack in packs.

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@TomK_Brit1993 No he’s the right man to star in a live version of Wallace and Grommit.

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@andrewc44104127 He doesn’t even like himself

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@UKLabour The election is over and my council tax has gone up more than not one penny more. The gangs haven’t been smashed etc etc. you socialists clowns are doomed. Call an election.

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@ZackPolanski @Ed_Miliband Say no to no more hypnotism in politics.