Jonathan Carson

Trying to find common sense where none exists

[Jonathan Carson @unkillablefox]

@jjboruah @AJEnglish We can smell you through the screen bro

[Jonathan Carson @unkillablefox]

@RealBookerScott Because we have a brain dead, or dead for all we know, US senator currently representing Kentucky… which is pretty on brand honestly

[Jonathan Carson @unkillablefox]

@LibertyLockPod Worst part is that they wasted $32 million of OUR money to get rid of Massie and another 2 million to bribe good ole Mitch

[Jonathan Carson @unkillablefox]

The US Senate may have expanded their services as a senior care facility by adding morgue #MitchMcConnell

[Jonathan Carson @unkillablefox]

@TerryLynn418 @Republicans You need help. Seriously. If you’re a real person and not a bot, please find it.

[Jonathan Carson @unkillablefox]

@NFL_DovKleiman Hampton at 3 is straight up retarded

[Jonathan Carson @unkillablefox]

@mark_slapinski So Trump could manipulate markets for himself and his fellow grifters, just like with the Tariffs.

[Jonathan Carson @unkillablefox]

@NickJFuentes Republican Party needs to be obliterated and built back with people who actually represent this country and their constituents instead of pedophiles, billionaires, and Israel.

[Jonathan Carson @unkillablefox]

@LePapillonBlu2 STILL? Yeah… I get why people supported/voted for him, but at this point, it’s time to face reality here

[Jonathan Carson @unkillablefox]

@EvanAKilgore Because they did it using court orders and due process, not throwing anyone who looked Hispanic in the back of a van

[Jonathan Carson @unkillablefox]

@LifeLiberty1787 @ML3democrats

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@MikeNellis She knows she’s going to prison with the rest of them when this is all over

[Jonathan Carson @unkillablefox]

@hashjenni And somehow she is the most powerful legal authority in the US

[Jonathan Carson @unkillablefox]

I don’t know why anyone is surprised Pam Bondi isn’t working for the American public considering she was literally one of Trump’s personal defense lawyers before somehow being appointed AG. She was appointed for one reason- to cover for Trump.

[Jonathan Carson @unkillablefox]

@Lazrlang @patricktheheel Y’all falling for blatant AI is funny as hell

[Jonathan Carson @unkillablefox]

@doublebang80085 @patricktheheel If even your dick is racist that’s just unfortunate for you

[Jonathan Carson @unkillablefox]

@RGIII @OuttaPocketRG3 I don’t speak a lick of Spanish but it was still very entertaining. Felt like a unifying moment for our country, or at least the part that wants to be unified.

[Jonathan Carson @unkillablefox]

@BFW Vikings weren’t winning the Super Bowl with or without Sam Darnold this year, but your point still stands. They took a gamble and lost big time.

[Jonathan Carson @unkillablefox]

@3YearLetterman This is definitely rage bait and you all are falling for it, there’s no way anybody is THIS stupid

[Jonathan Carson @unkillablefox]

@strong_side_24 @LoganPaul @TPUSA AI is going to be the end of us because people like you don’t have enough brain cells to realize when something isn’t real. Or you do, and just don’t care.