👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊

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|A Stoic-Outlaw ⚓

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Dear struggling Kings,
I've had my own fair share of life's trouble and hopeless waiting.
Let me talk to you.

If you're
~ unsure what the future holds
~ feeling terribly lonely and all you get is rejections
~ ladened with responsibilities and no sign of help
OPEN THIS THREAD

[The Ed of Essex @edwinajogun]

You people are not ready to marry.

[KlintonCod @klintoncod]

Got a call from Jude yesterday after he saw my video directed at him and omo! 😩

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Do you think this kind of woman will deny her husband hugs, because she's unhappy?

You idiots will enter zoo, pick the nastiest of Komodo dragons - marry them, then they'll be using you to farm humiliation aura.

You will still send anonymous to Wizarab.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Women. 😭 if you put your nipples down, they will whine it.

When they test your boundaries, mark grounds to withold affection as they please while policing your feelings as the modern man that you are.

Their colleagues go dey type "oh to be seen".😂

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Do you think this kind of woman will deny her husband hugs, because she's unhappy?

You idiots will enter zoo, pick the nastiest of Komodo dragons - marry them, then they'll be using you to farm humiliation aura.

You will still send anonymous to Wizarab.

[badgalriri pics ♡ @RihannaHDR]

not Rihanna putting her head through the rails just to twerk 😭

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

As you're validating "deep" reasons to determine your future partner, make sure it is someone YOU LIKE.

You can find those deep reasons in someone you're attracted to.

"Marriage is hard" we know but waking up to a Seyilaw or waking up to a Peter Okoye is not the same thing.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Every girl?

Walahi, this is a lie. 😭🤚

I used to avoid convos like this because "you cannot know a woman's body more than her"

But from empirical data I have gathered through literature review - this is not true.

It shouldn't smell like perfume, it shouldn't smell either.

[Dera 💕 @deraaaa_xx]

Every girl’s coochie smells. 📌

If you expected it to smell like perfume, you’ve been lied to.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Public humiliation ritual isn't a compulsory prerequisite for showing how your partner loves or cherishes you.

We have suspicions that you either married a moron or married as a moron. Stop confirming it.

Your partners have friends, family and colleagues online. Act like it.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

"Wait till you're married".

I'm sorry, Chief. You're a moron. Above all, you're a Nigerian man - you rank #1 on the global mumu index.

You're the one afraid of divorce- I'm not.

If the person changes from who I married, my 2 legs are working. I'll start again. I no get prime.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Your wife rejected your hugs but you're the one that's still apologizing to her.

May I never be an emotionally intelligent partner.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I genuinely don't give two fucks about conservative display of respect in a marriage. Just treat me the way you want to be treated.

However, the day I see my wife kneel down to accord any pastor -

She'll kneel down to serve me food & greet me daily or else there'll be problem.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

@Shouldincase @PoliceNG I'll urge you to doublecheck before waffling your opinions in public.

Look at the hashtag.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Again in the ethos of objectivity,

@PoliceNG none of your officers should be taking public stands like this especially for a case still in court.

The Nigerian police shouldn't be running public commentary and taking stands - leave public commentaries for the public.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Your wife rejected your hugs but you're the one that's still apologizing to her.

May I never be an emotionally intelligent partner.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

2 more videos (from both camps) have come out since I made this tweet.

Some of my positions have changed & I have new positions, so I think it necessary to addendum.

I'll start by revising all the statement of probabilities I made.

Did Jude plant the early seeds of discord? Yes.

Does Peter hate Paul? No. He just doesn't think he deserves to be cheated.

Is Jude weaponising their broken bond for his own personal benefit? Yes.

Is Paul complicit in cheating Peter? Yes.

Did Jude use the fact that Paul is the better talent to drive a wedge between the twins so he can tweak legalities as he pleases? Yes.

Was Peter cheated? Based on evidence, Yes.

-+-+-+-+-+-+New Additions -+-+-+-+-+-+

Is Jude the problem? Yes.
Is Jude the problem? Yes.
Is Jude the problem? Yes.

Is it possible that the genesis of Peter being strategically cut out is tied to his choice of a life partner? Most likely Yes.

Did they dynamics of the group worsen because Peter decided to marry out of love and not for their approval? Most likely Yes.

Does Peter still want his twin brother back? Yes, as long as the musical brand as a duo ceases to exist, especially with the involvement of Jude.

Does Paul still want his twin brother back? Most likely Yes but more for commercial reasons.

Should P-Square come back together as a musical group? No. That ship has sailed.

Is family everything? Not everytime. Blood isn't always thicker than water. There are situations that warrants you knifing out family, this is one of those.

Is Jude the problem? Yes.
Is Jude the problem? Yes.
Is Jude the problem? Yes.

You say your brother is going down & it gladdened you. You asked your brother to buy his coffin. You threatened him with guns. Jude, you are a mad man.

And Paul, you are the one who is a shameful.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I promise you, objectivity isn't hard. You're just not configured for it.

Let me give you an example using P-Square brouhaha.

Is Jude the problem? Yes.
Is Peter currently manipulative? Yes. He used his dragging situation to revive their family palaver which is in court.

Was Paul being unnecessarily stupid? Yes. You shouldn't weaponise your brother's dragging situation to position yourself as "good guy".

Was Peter cheated? Based on evidence, Yes.
Is Paul the obviously better talent? Yes.

Did Jude use the fact that Paul is the better talent to drive a wedge between the twins so he can tweak legalities as he pleases? Most likely Yes.

Is Peter the obviously better businessman? Yes.

Does that mean Peter deserves to be cheated? No.

Is Paul complicit in cheating Peter? Based on evidence, most likely Yes.

Would P-Square have split if Jude wasn't their manager? Most likely No.

Is Jude weaponising their broken bond for his own personal benefit? Most likely Yes.

Did Jude plant the early seeds of discord? Most likely Yes.

Does Peter hate Paul? Most likely No. He just doesn't think he deserves to be cheated.

Is Jude the problem? Yes.
Is Jude the problem? Yes.
Is Jude the problem? Yes.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Twitter for Isiagu are still defending Jude.

Did they hear that Jude has taken Peter to court over the commercial use of the brand "P Square".

The audacity of mad people.

I've been watching old P-Square clips and I'm still waiting for Jude to dance out.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Didn't have strength for a hug? But if you see your pastey or Chike,you'll run to give a hug. 😂

If you hate your husband, just say it.

This is not emotional intelligence.

This is you, testing to what degree, you can weaponize affection.

Your husband is a fool.

[blessing Ailen @ib_Ailen]

She rejected her husband’s hug and he sent her this.

Emotionally intelligent men >>>>>

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Alaye, do your research ko ri bi mose je nita Twitter.

Giran 🪖 eyan La pulga, eyan alaga. ⛓️

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

If you lie pass Osuolale, your life don spoil 😭

E say na joke. Oshey, Schrodinger artiste. 😂

If e bang, e dey creative. If e no bang, na joke. 🤚😭

Obiyo teke teke, baba imade - Oriade to sun abe bridge 😭

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

@Wizarab10 Mine was the dictionary.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Guy, that's the thing. I don't have a side.

I'm not perfect but I constantly refine my ability to challenge my own bias - in the face of superior arguments, I try to backdrop my stand.

The only way I'm able to do this, is because I have no interest in pleasing anybody.

[Carl🥷🕳🫆 @Luckycarl577]

@UnkleAyo @UnkleAyo which side you dey?😭 person no fit sabi where u wan sit down finish