pete

i love to shake my ass, but I’m also a dog mom - meg the stallion

[pete @unklepete_]

I love love, but also

[pete @unklepete_]

the thing about me is..I’m mean. Do I think you’re a pos? yes. Do I think I’m a pos? yes. I treat others the way I treat myself, don’t worry🫡

[Joe Frick @joefrk]

Andy Reid to Travis Kelce when they get into the locker room

[brooke @conradfshr]

thinking of all the men that lost their money tonight betting against taylor swift

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me when i hear my own voice on a video

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

Cool. I have a 14 year old daughter watching her first Superbowl. She’s happy to take your place.

[pete @unklepete_]

people like fucking w me bc I’m sensitive and I NEED THEM TO NOT bc I will say mean things to you and then cry in the shower ~k thx~

[grim 🪦 @babyyygrim]

@crazyclipsonly If my man’s not doing this for me I don’t want him

[pete @unklepete_]

I eat all day long so I apologize to my coworkers for the wrapper sounds 😅

[pete @unklepete_]

@_bhelms1 corn on the cob

[pete @unklepete_]

where are the men that read

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

*me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“

me:

[pete @unklepete_]

~* manifesting this job opportunity *~

[pete @unklepete_]

hit take: Jesus was a magician

[pete @unklepete_]

currently looking into buses to invest in for travel..

[✭ 𝒞 𝒦 ✭ @wolfiecindy]

going fucking crazy is my only option left

[pete @unklepete_]

adults are shamed for being interested in other adults (regardless of sexuality) more than adults that are interested in children? are you f’n kidding me

[pete @unklepete_]

if you aren’t listening to the Tarzan or spirit soundtrack at the gym you’re not doing it right