Had an appointment for a #massage today. The massage therapist was working on my scalp when he fell asleep. I kept shaking my head, trying to get him to wake up. After five minutes, he farted and woke himself up. This could only happen to me.
When life has you upside down, turn it around⏳
Proceeds from my upside-down banner shirt will benefit the Don Moyer Boys and Girls Club. Thank you to Gameday Spirit and Illinois for helping me bring this idea to life!
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